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a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

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the lack of a pomegranate emoji speaks volumes

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Not to be that person but actually yes.

As a non-binary/genderfluid person who often presents masc, I do indeed act meaner when I’m around men because I learned that’s how they acted when I was learning how to flirt and now I copy them.

So despite the like moral issues of this, yes, trans men do adapt their body language and attitudes. Checkmate.

This is so funny. Hey trans men, are you a big enough jackass to be a man? Have you been doing your diss-training? You know you'll never pass if you aren't calling your buddies sorry sacks of useless dog shit 12 times a MINUTE.

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shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob

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Black Sesame Milk

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Day 3996 – December 9th, 2022

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Yes, but it does come to a point where if you always text first and you always ask to hang out and they never ever reciprocate even if you’ve discussed it with them and told them that you really need to not always be the person to reach out first, then it may be time to look at it as a sign and realize.

Relationships are not a game. Quit the "well they didn't answer my text for two hours yesterday so now I'm gonna wait two hours to answers theirs." Quit the "I'm not gonna tell them that I'm upset cause if they really care they'll notice and if they don't notice they don't really care." Quit the "I'm not gonna text first cause it's their turn." Quit all of that. If you want to talk to them, talk to them. If you want to see them, ask them if they want to hang out. If you care about them, let them know. If you have something to say, say it. Stop playing all those silly mind games. It's a waste of everyone's time.

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judas used tongue

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waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

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Goodnight

im so sleepy

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A reminder that you can't outplan your mental disability/illness. There's never going to be a schedule that will magically make your disability disappear, that will make you be able to do things as if you weren't disabled.

No amount of telling yourself that 'this school year will be different', 'this semester I'm going to attend all the classes and do all the work and take all the exams on time' and 'I'm going to get this huge list of tasks done tomorrow' will make any of that true.

In fact, setting such high expectations and putting so much passive pressure on yourself will only make everything worse.

But what will work is being honest with yourself, and planning with your disability in mind, whether that means taking into account that you won't be able to do anything for a couple weeks at a time, or that you can only work an hour a day, or learning how to recognize when your disability/illness is about to act up (if there are signs) and preparing for it by messaging professors and prepping whatever you'll need to get through it- meds, snacks, water bottles, etc.

Most importantly, learning to be kind to yourself will help you get through things far better than being unrealistic and mean ever will.

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Canada moment

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Life sucks? Food you eat sucks? Just call it a feast. Feast on those cheerios, that’s a fucking feast. chortle a little, slap your big tummy and go MM MMM!

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this would kill a victorian child

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr