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and did you have to look it up
#i had to look it up but idk why i had to#my room window faces the sun rise. the foot of my bed therefore points south ish...
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PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth
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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
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god how am i cold and hot at the same time this is so fucked!!!! messed up as hell!!!!!
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wait oh my god i just remembered that raoul was planning on joining an expedition to the arctic on a rescue mission. MY BRAINROTS. THEY ARE CONNECTED

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can anyone tell me why the hell's the chandelier so smushed

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Cats getting caught doing crimes
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i asked my sister in law if she's team phantom or team raoul and she said team christine which... real af but 😔 my brother on the hand said team phantom because he sings better. he gets the debate 👍
#sometimes you say the phantom and you're Too Highly Aware of um. the many crimes#but like. he's my pookie? what do you want me to say#also FUCK the brainrot is so back. ITS SO BACK#poto
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White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!
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mechanakin skywalker
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he's free now
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being a writer is feeling like a genius and a fraud at the same time
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Computer, show me characters gaining weight as a sign of their improving mental state. Show me characters learning to love their body as they learn to love themselves. Show me characters no longer punishing themselves for something that isn’t their fault. Computer. Computer do you hear me.
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