goober-dyke

[goober-dyke]

Hear me out:

Introducing your gf as your sister to people you'll never meet again, BUT you clarify that she's adopted (hence the lack of resemblance), but you'd hardly know it from how she acts, her job is almost this enough etc. Basically just bullying her as your sister in front of people.

[goober-dyke]

I think you're wrong, but if you want I can prove it as many times as needed 😏😏

[goober-dyke]

No, sisters are great but it's no tie. The mother-daughter bond is something extra-special.

Did you know that your mom's cunt is biologically the best fit for your cock? No, I'm serious—go try it. You can totally trust me~ Just bottom out in her hole and pump until your hips give out or you're shooting blanks. She'll love it, too.

[goober-dyke]

If we're having sex, I will bite you everywhere; I expect a thank you for all the pretty marks afterward~

[goober-dyke]

I am, unfortunately, unmistakably American. I have a strained relationship with who I am, in particular as a matter of circumstance (I think?). CAMAB, trans, autistic, adhd, smart, mentally ill. To be honest, I wish I could be seen without the labels, and just be seen as me. I don't mind being these things per se (outside of being CAMAB, I'd undo that in a heart-beat). Like when people find out I'm smart usually one of 2 things happen: I'm resented, or I'm worshipped (not on a deity level per se, but defs not really a person anymore). Sometimes I find people who just treat me as I am, but it's so so rare.

im gonna be honest i have literally never thought of you as ANY nationality????? like 'where do you assume am i from' tumblr dot com babey

actually this is the correct option. im blorbo from your dashboard

[goober-dyke]

Dear cuntgirls

If you see this reblogged on a tgirl account then you should introduce yourself to her with a pic of your pussy spread open for her!

If you're too shy for that than you can simply offer her to tell you how she would breed your holes <3

If this is reblogged on a cuntgirls blog then that means any tgirl can come in her DMs and ask for her nudes!

Make sure to be good porn material for superior woman <3

[goober-dyke]

It's a tie between moms and daughters tbh!

Did you know that your mom's cunt is biologically the best fit for your cock? No, I'm serious—go try it. You can totally trust me~ Just bottom out in her hole and pump until your hips give out or you're shooting blanks. She'll love it, too.

[goober-dyke]

A daughter is a type of hole that you can love and cuddle

[goober-dyke]

I don’t get to do a lot of sketching for fun, but here’s a quick sketch of @pudgycow - couldn’t help but get inspired!

[goober-dyke]

#i'm sure talk is the only thing the princesses will do

Unfortunately she kinda got weird about my fiefdom and implied it was immoral despite the fact that everyone here has consented and always has the ability to withdraw consent at any time...

Like a 3rd of the charter is about consent so idrk how it's immoral/unethical but people are weird ig.

Where's a girl supposed to find other girls that are interested in becoming my vassal? Oh, to find more gals who want to declare me their liege, to willingly give themselves to me as property to control. To find myself with the title of Sovereign— of Princess— just really gets me going.

[goober-dyke]

you already do though? 🙃

submissive&breedable, my kind a gurl...

[goober-dyke]

"I only like being your sex object because you treat me more than that hahaha." — My Girlfriend

you do not have the privilege of treating me like a sex object if you have not first demonstrated that you do not see me as a sex object.

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little sister super excited to be sharing a private lake house with her big sister for the long weekend, ready to go swimming and relax!

big sis taking all bathing suits out of little sis’s suitcase the night before to ensure she’ll have to say yes to skinny dipping weather she likes it or not

[goober-dyke]

Naw. Heck no. Wrong.

But picture this: bathing girls with girlsmell. You get to TAKE their girlsmell. And if that doesn't make you froth atftd thewfewn moutdhevwehvefhwvhfevwhgfvhgefwvh

now i like girlsmell about as much as the next girl but there’s something quite special about taking a shower alongside said girl as well.

[goober-dyke]

Choose a different profession or group to receive a standard discount instead of the military — you only get one

[goober-dyke]

my doctor said i need be the center of a perverted girl's attention to cure me.

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