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Bitches are not fond of goobers abiliru to undulate rythmicly

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Goober havs

created a delayed hot sayce this will be ultilized for pranks because they would eat some and be fine and thisnk

This hot sayce is fine

But then not fine and get hotter and hotte and hotter

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if tou ask goober to turn on toyr computer do not be durprised when it gets turned on

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GOOBER quite fond of ULTRAKILL for its robots

he will be looking into this

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Goober drink poison becaus egoober wanted to be resistent and it worked :33

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Goober doesnt understand this “gender” talk, theyre all he him she her t

hey them but thay make no sense?

A gender is 2 legs and has feathers so kenku and aaracockra have hender assimar are on thin ixe

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Goober quite enjoy gobbies and theyre hijinks

Hes find it fun to join prty and ho and steal an cause terror because they sre fun andtroublemakers

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Goober have BIIIIIIGGG respect for ducks because they haves ability to float

Goober also float and he hold breath but goober not yellow, ducks are yellow and can float

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Goober only respect 3 races

Dwarfs, mmmhh warforged… and nascar

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Throw goober to the wolves and th

He will come back

“Pregnent?”

Goognent

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Goober have seen the almond milking room he knows what secretes it hold

S its is a godless place

Almond milk not good, hellish, anti goober in nature

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Goober want subwoofer but Goober gambled away all his gold so goober go to ardon and he say

Help goober get subwoofer

And ardon say

Yes also your so awesome goober and you deserve all mud in world

But ardon go get wubfoofer but ardon bring back not subwoofer

Goober doesnt know who this is? Goober disappointed he wanted subwoofer but he got person?

Goober not allowed to eat humans anymore so goober dont know what do with? It?

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Yes christmas goober got many things including mud, mud, mud, mud, dirt, soil, mud, bath bomb, mud, mulch, mud, mulch, and also dirt

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Goober very enjoys th

E yellow rubber “birds” goober finds they are floating ability admirable

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Goober like men

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Goober have

Has seen how human nerves are so goober often try to help them with cable manage

Men

T but they always so ungrateful?? He trying to help you

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Hate crime? No

Goober actually quite like it