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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better
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Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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Wieliczka salt mine, Poland
In southern Poland, Lake Wessel lies inky and unmoving in the deep. Filling the bottom of an old salt mine, it’s just one component of the UNESCO World Heritage Site which has been a functioning mine since the 13th century. Featuring supreme carpentry, centuries-old brickwork and ornate salt-crystal chandeliers in cavernous dining rooms, this fantastical setting is a favorite for the Polish film industry. The mine’s attractions include dozens of statues and four chapels carved out of the rock salt by the miners. The older sculptures have been supplemented with new carvings made by contemporary artists. About 1.2 million people visit the Wieliczka Salt Mine annually.
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hi. do you remember me? yeah from school. haha yeah. look. do you remember that disagreement we had in october 2008? third grade. i just wanted to let you know in the time since ive visited 1 million judges in 1 million courts over the world and all of them agreed i was in the right and you dont deserve to live happily or love anyone ever.
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Washing a plushie for the first time really be like "Okay so I read the cleaning instructions 47 times, I have him in a laundry bag which is sealed up securely, all the settings are the absolute gentlest options possible, I have it set to double rinse to be sure all the soap gets out. However, and hear me out for a second, what if he spontaneously combusts in there and he's Gone Forever."
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how are babies born I don't believe that mom and dad did """""""sex"""""" cause that sounds made up and GROSS
your mom put her penis in your dads vagina DEAL WITH IT
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three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.
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