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If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

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question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad

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do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….

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when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

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gonna start using this rothko card deck for divination

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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Swansea, Tasmania // Kelvedon Beach // (2019)

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This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

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not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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Mark Rothko (1952) SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)

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it's been one of those weeks pass me the thinness of my life quote

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I give obviously, blatantly preferential treatment to gay customers at my job. is that dark woke