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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War
#idea: make the launch codes secretly fake#like hey sorry bud but getting nuked doesn't give you the right to use nukes back I don't think#really sucks the way you're about to die in nuclear hellfire but that doesn't mean everyone else should die in nuclear winter
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances
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I was today years old when I found out my dad ghosted the Brazilian military
#we supposedly have mandatory military service in mexico too#and apparently most people corruption their way out of it by bribing someone or whatever to get the paper that says you did it#but my 18 years came and went a while ago and it just#never came up in my life in any way#I've never been talked to about it or asked for the paper or anything#i don't think I've ever even heard anyone i know talk about doing it or getting or having the paper or anything of the sort#so my plan is to keep never thinking about this until such a time when/if it becomes a problem :)
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having brain rot about your own TTRPG character is so embarrassing. yes i love her and i think about her all day and i’ll take any excuse to talk about her. no, there’s no book or anything for you to read. she’s my emotional support rogue. she’s my fidget toy. i wish you could meet her. i made her up inside my head.
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This Plays Tation is Pissing Me Off
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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Do you sneeze in response to bright sunlight?
- Yes, a lot
- Yes, sometimes
- No
#no but i wish i did#every time i get a sneeze that won't come out i try staring at a bright light#but try as i may i just don't have that reflex
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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
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yeah I mean I don't think there's anything wrong with playing chess. as long as it's between 2 consenting adults
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my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities
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which one of these countries i have been to have you also been to? Ireland England Germany USA Spain Fuerteventura (one of the Canary Islands) Multiple of these All of these None of these
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People who say “oh but with uniforms you don’t have to worry about kids bullying each other over clothes” are psyops to me there’s no way people genuinely believe that uniforms do anything to curb bullying
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