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“You want me to love you? Oh, I’ll love you.

I’ll love you like I love a good meal; torn apart and begging for mercy.

I’ll love you like I love rotten flesh, I’ll love you like I love the feeling of blood staining my hands and bones under my boots.

I’ll love you, but be warned; all my devotion will turn violent before you can utter the words ‘I love you’ back.

I’ll tear you apart before you could ever reciprocate

I’ll love you, but remember; love is a fleeting thing, slipping through fingers and whispered like a dark secret.”

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Y/n: “Alastor, don’t you dare.”

Alastor: *Smiles at Y/n with a certain mischievous glint in his eyes*

Y/n: “I swear to God, DON’T!”

Alastor: *Smiles impossibly wider*

Y/n: “Please don’t… remember what Charlie said the last time you did this!”

Alastor: *Laughs* “You’re too adorable if you think your words will sway me, my dear!” *And proceeds to push one of the egg boys down the stairs with his microphone.

Y/n: “ AlAsToR nO!!”

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title: playing with fire

author: sciencebecameouraddiction

fandom: hazbin hotel

rating: PG

genre: rivalry / could be viewed as budding romance or just alastor eventually tolerating someone

pairing: alastor x reader

summary: you loved tormenting alastor but one day you take it too far.

screwing with alastor was a favorite past time of yours. were you playing with fire? yes, and you knew you were. but you were at heart a pyromaniac. that’s why when alastor walked into the hotel, his shoulders a little too tense, his gait quickened and his smile seemingly stretched in annoyance across his face, you knew you had to act.

you quickly sent your own minions to crowd around alastor before he could get up the stairs blocking him. you smiled hearing his growl at the interruption, the smile still plastered on your face when he turned to you and gritted out of clenched teeth, “get them out of my way.”

you look surprised and walk over trailing them up the stairs, still in his way in an effort to help get them out of the way. “i am so sorry! i don’t know what’s gotten into them!” your tone overly nice to the point of sarcastic. alastor side eyed you and tried to make it past you when you had a final act to complete. you stuck your foot out and caught his own, thinking that he would go stumbling down the hall. instead, he pivoted to his left and brought the weight of his body against yours effectively pinning you to the wall near the stairs. your breath left your body the minute you hit the wall, almost like your lungs and heart had decided to stop working because of the shock you felt. his eyes, which stared down at you, shown with annoyance and disdain. you stared wide eyed up at him, rendered speechless for the first time.

“are you quite finished?” he asked leaning toward you. “normally, your mischief is endearing but i do not have the patience today. stay out of my way.” he brought his mouth next to your ear, “last warning.”

just as suddenly as you were thrown against the wall, he had pushed himself off and disappeared, leaving you trying to slow your heart and catch you breath.

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Charlie: Aww come on! It’s just a crush!🥰 Who’s to say that they don’t like you back?😊

Reader: Stop, you’re feeding my delusions and it’s working🙃

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"Go get your man Mary"

Susan's advice

Part two is gonna be great 👀

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Suffering

because @elsa-fogen loves when that poor man never catches a break XD

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Permission to touch comic ive Made on Twitter!

JUST as silly random ideas, Alastor does not like touching but when he allows it he kinda fall for it a Lil, also giving the king a Lil bit of his own medicine

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I said I would clean it up so I did and also added some more panels lol. Either Alastor is really hungry for some meat or he's some form of a secret freak.

[ Here's a link to the OG post ] which btw i did not expect people to like it so much (•_•) glad to know my silly jokes resonate with other people lol

Also of course a transcript down below because my handwriting can sometimes be atrocious:

[Panel one] Charlie: Heeeey Al! So, really weird question- [Panel two] Charlie: What's you favorite meal? (For no reason in particular-) [Panel four] Alastor: Lamb Chops. [Panel five] Charlie: Huh-? Alastor: I misspoke! It's jambalaya. [Panel six] Vaggie: Uh... you got lambchops from jambalaya? Vaggie: And didn't you tell us you prefer venison? [Panel seven] Alastor: Both cuts of meat are delicious in their own way, my dear! [Panel eight] Alastor: Preferably raw.

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when you say "Vox is the hinge" this is what you mean right

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Petplay gone wrong 🦌📺

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human version of Alastor

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Sloppy comic based on me and my friends conversation on my bday last week 😝🥳 this is pretty much verbatim hahaha

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Finally finished this royal portrait commission for the endlessly patient @boca_al_lupo on Twitter of Goetia Alastor, doe Angel, and their fawns, Daisy and Dahlia. This was such a treat to work on!

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I keep thinking about Alastor with more realistic deer ears