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PETS WITH FISTS TBH?

    Pets must be earned, and this food is not very good at giving them anyways!  The Good Boy will eat!

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fierydoggo:

   Cerberus offers one (1) stick in return! It’s one of his favorite sticks! He eats the food happily,  tail wagging. He loves friend!

   The stick is not very tasty to eat but the Good Boy is still thankful.  Gifts are always nice from friends, and lots of food likes to come visit the Good Boy and be eaten by him anyways!

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   So long as the not-food keeps bringing the Good Boy such yummy snacks, the Good Boy will stay in the food home.  Food doesn’t live here anymore, but there’s monsters everywhere else keeping food away.

The good boy is very good! Give food!

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“Oh, hello there…” Gives him a few mortals too. Don’t mind Ardyn here… just making his own personal zoo.

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   The Good Boy will share with friend one(1) food!  That is a very big gift!

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    This friend has three heads!  That’s like three friends!  The Good Boy has never had so many friends! 

FRIEND? FRIEND.

 FREND! CERBERUS MADE A FREND! Master would be so proud of him!!!

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EEEEE~! Aren't you just a perfect little enormous cutie pie~

    YES!  The Good Boy is both big and cute!  Thank you for noticing!

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commandernochill:

He does not trust.

Also, he smells like cats.

    ONE HALF LICK!  OR JUST A SMALL NIBBLE.  GENTLY.  ON THE ARM.  UNTIL IT COMES OFF.

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    FRIEND.

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Fellow purple beasty!

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LESSON 1:

   ALWAYS EAT THE FOOD.  EVEN WHEN IT SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.  THE GOOD BOY NEVER LEAVES FOOD UNEATEN.

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Yes. Teach him how to be a good boy. He wants to learn how to be a good boy too.

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streetnif:

So…he’s not dead. That’s a relief, but one that leaves him a little suspicious of the creature. What’s its angle?

    The paw is waved in front of the food again.  The food still has two (2) more pets.  It would be a shame to waste them.

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commandernochill:

N O P E

N O P E

    WAIT.  THE GOOD BOY JUST WANTS ONE LICK.  PROMISE.

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streetnif:

“…” Tentatively, he reaches out to give its leg one pat. Just one.

    The pet is placed perfectly on the arm, and the Good Boy rumbles out a very deep purr in appreciation.

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    FOOD.

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This… is possibly what one might consider

not good

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streetnif:

“Stop that. You’re not a dog.” The behemoth needs to stop being cute.

   Well that is true.  The good boy is not a dog, he is a behemoth, which is very different because dogs are not behemoths.  This food is pretty smart.  He can have THREE (3) pets.  Right now, please.

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A plate of cooked steak is placed down for the Behemoth. Hopefully it's large enough to temporarily appease the great beast.

   More food from food!  The Good Boy must have been very good to get such a treat!  For this, the food has earned two-and-a-half (2.5) pets.

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streetnif:

“Hey, close the chompers. Lay down and wait for Ifrit to come back.” He doesn’t like those teeth. They look like human-eating teeth.

   The chompers close, but only because the Good Boy is such a good boy.  Now where are his pets?  He wiggles on the ground expectantly.

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streetnif:

“Don’t get any ideas. I’m not food, but you will be if you try to eat me.” It’s a trap. It must be. He will not fall for it.

   Ha!  This food makes such funny jokes.  The Good Boy really likes him.  For that he had earned TWO (2) pets, to be used anywhere he likes!  Except the stomach.  And the tail.  And the paws.