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Stay a hater, never give anyone the benefit of the doubt, always double down, trust your instincts

Damn I was talking about the guy I hate for strictly petty reasons today and I was like "despite being white cis and European he is bi so I know he has his own struggles" and the SAME DAY he reveals he considers himself bi because he likes "women with dicks" I should've killed him irl

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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I know it's store bought and I have no right to be smug but I do love it when my partners are like "woah it's bigger than mine" when they see my strap

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this was supposed to be for make a terrible comic day and then i spent all day progressively making it more complicated

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain

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"Many tried escaping through the bridge. All those people packed into one narrow way like that was easy pickings for the birds." Godzilla: Black Mass - Flock of Rodans

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lalah told me white gundams keep killing chars so i asked how many chars there are and she said she just creates a parallel universe with a new char afterwards so i said it sounds like she's just feeding chars to white gundams and then she started crying

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Pov: you are a slice of cheese

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being the token horror movie guy in the family is so hard. what do you mean you dont wanna watch the having a bad time movie? What? What do you mean its scary?

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quick study of this 1988 doc martens ad

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Dr. Martens ad, 1988

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"thank your local trans girl" by putting your mouth whever she tells you to. to be clear.

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Damn I was talking about the guy I hate for strictly petty reasons today and I was like "despite being white cis and European he is bi so I know he has his own struggles" and the SAME DAY he reveals he considers himself bi because he likes "women with dicks" I should've killed him irl

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my first reading in my African history class this year is about why using “tribe” to refer to ethnic groups stems from a racist desire to make African conflicts sound primitive or stemming from a desire to pretend that these are just ancient conflicts that have always existed. great article and I also feel like I’m vicariously experiencing the bullshittery that this author has been subjected to from people they’ve tried to talk to about this. like the article remains extremely professional but you can just hear in the tone that they’re talking through gritted teeth, you can practically see the customer service smile

[ID: a screenshot from a section of the article titled “But why not use ‘tribe’? Answers to common arguments.” Under the bullet point for the argument “Africans talk about themselves in terms of tribes” is written, “Commonly when Africans learn English they are taught that tribe is the term that English-speakers will recognize. But what underlying meaning in their own languages are Africans translating when they say tribe? Take the word isizwe in Zulu. In English, writers often refer to the Zulu tribe, whereas in Zulu the word for the Zulu as a group would be isizwe. Often Zulu-speakers will use the English word tribe because that’s what they think English speakers expect, or what they were taught in school. Yet Zulu linguists say that a better translation of isizwe is nation or people.” /end ID] 

translation: “ ‘Oh ho ho but some Africans themselves say tribe!’ You dipshit. You fucking donkey. When someone has a word that means “nation” or “people” in their own language but then when they learn English YOU TELL THEM IT TRANSLATES TO “TRIBE” then THAT WILL BE THE WORD THEY USE. Maybe if you LISTENED TO THE LINGUISTS OF THAT GROUP you’d have more accurate information. Asshole.”

each point is repeated over and over with like five different examples because you just know there are dipshits out there who will keep arguing.

to the anonymous author of this article for the Africa Policy Information Center I hope you have a good day every day and experience fewer people being assholes about this, your patience is actually legendary

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