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if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time
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eating him
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Man accidentally reinvents Bionicle.
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ok but what if i
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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer
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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
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very goofy idea that came to me in a convo
Bonus: maybe grooming sheep wool isn't a good idea for a cat
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I like to imagine angels like particularly-stupid birds when it comes to courting behaviors
Minos wearing a robe with big baggy sleeves. He leans over Gabe and it makes the sleeves spread and fall like big curtain and all gabe sees is a big beautiful mate doing a bird-of-paradise dance (Gabe spends the whole day flustered and preening)
Sisyphus moving rubble into a pile and Gabe sees the most beautiful rock nest, signaling a strong and worthy mate trying to prove his affections (then spends an embarrassing amount of time moving pebbles around to make the nest more ‘tidy’)
V1 spreading its wings and Gabriel spreading his back in reply, showing off his worthiness as a partner. Their spar goes airborne and Gabriel instinctively grabs V1’s wrists and starts an eagle mating spiral (V1 confused af but very enthusiastic at this new daredevil stunt)
The Ferryman carefully sorting out pretty trinkets on their bed and birdbrain Gabe sees a highly decorated and comfortable nest (proceeds to fluff blankets and pillows and build a little fort)
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i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc
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cmyk test pages r like angels to me
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Takua was the very first Matoran built by the Great Beings. He was not only a test build to see if their nanotech workers would perform as expected, but a way to test early builds of GSR programming.
Headcanon that Takua's programming was granted administrator privileges to the GSR. The Great Beings wanted to make sure the automated systems would interact safely with an administrator before they tested things themselves. If their test subject was attacked or destroyed, well they could always build another.
Additional Headcanon that when the Great Beings were finished and dumped Takua in with the rest of the Av-Matoran they cleared his memory but forgot to remove the administrator privileges. This played an accidental role in the rest of the storyline.
This explains why only Takua could summon the Toa Mata or enter the Bohrok Nest unhindered. He still retained the privileges as Takanuva but couldn't bypass Karzahni's barrier because he too had overwright privileges on part of the GSR and could exclude anyone he wanted.
Had he gotten past the barrier with the rest of his friends, he would have been able to walk them down the 777 stairs without tripping any of the protection systems. Had he wanted to, he could have also walked straight into the Codrex without the key.
With his access to the GSR systems, he would have been able to walk into Mata Nui's brain if he knew the way. Likewise, if he had known how to code he could have rewritten the traits and personalities of others, not unlike a Makuta virus.
Had the Great Beings gone back to visit the GSR, Takua would have been able to see them despite the programming block placed on non-administrators to render them invisible.
*Great Beings in Metru Nui pre-Teridax Attack, Standing around Ta-Metru looking at various Matoran while 'unseen' by the locals.*
Great Being 1: "Hmmm, the project is progressing well enough, but how did they all gain sapience? We didn't program them for that!"
Great Being 2: "Someone must have interfered..."
Takua: *From Behind Them* "Oh hey, you guys must be tourists! I've never seen anyone like you before. What island are you from?"
Great Beings: *Incoherent Shrieking*
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ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
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