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Ordering a starbucks:
1. Tell them what you want and your name
2. Wait for your order
3. Say thank you and don’t tell them how incredibly wrong your name is spelt on the cup
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I HOPE YOU WIN ALL YOUR GAMES AND GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF MEMES
STOP IT WITH YOUR MEME ADDICTION
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♥ Creative Rabbit Pattern Black White Color Knitted Blanket ♥
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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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Graduation speech
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to crush*: Fuck me
*Points to person*: Fuck you
*Points to person*: Fuck you
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