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Made this at like 5:50am. The idea haunted me I needed to get it out
#my post#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#knight cookie#pitaya cookie#endlessly sad that the pets aren’t in kingdom. the things that could be done#they don’t even need to do anything game mechanics wise I just want them There#for funnies. like this#‘tea that doesn’t look like a smoothie it’s more if a shake’ let me live. please. I wasn’t gonna keep looking through all the options#just to find a smoothie that might not even exist#I actually kinda think Pitaya wouldn’t care. they either wouldn’t notice it’s THEIR tail or they’d actually start to respect Knight#like ‘Wow you actually DID cut off my tail! and you keep it as a PET(howd it gain sentience-)??? SSSSSSSIIIIIICK I approve’#but the bit. for the bit
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MAAM I WAS ON SUGARFLY COOKIE’S BANNER??? WHAT??? HUH???
#oh so when I go to YOUR banner I don’t get you OR awakened Dark Cacao but on ANOTHER cookie’s-#my post#tea cookie talks
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Had an idea for a comic and was upset that I’d probably never draw it, then remembered that the cookie run comic creator is literally a thing that exists lmao
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FIRST FUCKIN FIVE PULL YOU ALL W I S H YOU WERE ME!!!!!!
#ahem. sorry#tea cookie talks#didn’t get eternal sugar at all in the. 240 pulls I did for her so-#I completed every event mission for that. btw. jsyk-#is this perhaps an apology for that? hm. I can half accept it
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Something I’ve had in my head since I heard those two bits of dialogue lol
#Shadow Milk: I may be the beast of deceit but I’m not TRANSPHOBIC come on!!!#I doubt I’m the first person to think of this lmao#once again so thankful for the cr comic creator. I’m creating!!! kinda!!!#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#my post#shadow milk cookie#white lily cookie
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I now realize it would’ve been so much funnier if I made Pitaya in the last panel in full armor. Oh well
Had an idea for a comic and was upset that I’d probably never draw it, then remembered that the cookie run comic creator is literally a thing that exists lmao
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Had an idea for a comic and was upset that I’d probably never draw it, then remembered that the cookie run comic creator is literally a thing that exists lmao
#it’s 4am btw 💛#Jungleberry ma’am you’ve got Two expressions 💛#she’s happy in the first three panels alright#also new ships alert lollll#on the fence for eternal sugar X Hollyberry but will not deny the toxic yuri#the site fought me like almost every inch of the way btw. why’d it do that#my post#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#I’m not tagging all them cookies I’m just gonna tag the ships now#prinstachio#kumilily#rasplily#idk if that’s a ship fully yet. it was hinted at in the latest beast yeast. even a throwaway line can spawn a ship so#kumirasplily#fireknight#hollytaya#hollysugar#hollytayasugar#kinda. there was very little room but Hollyberry was meant to mention ES wasn’t actually her partner too she (es) just was gunnin for it-#as you can see Pitaya is about to Attack so-#forgot to title it lol oh welllll#pretend it says something like ‘Jungleberry Relationship Judge’ or whatever#edit: Also can we talk about how knight and FS’s sprites have kinda parallel poses here? I’ll take any crumbs I can get man-
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*runs in* CHILI PEPPER X RYE X CHEESECAKE *runs out*
#oops haha ignore that I did that on my main-#I’ll just. add the tags then delete. from main#or? well? maybe not. main can know I’m Normal about cookies. as a treat-#anyways what if cheesecake made the two compete. like challengers (i’ve never seen challengers-)#she sees they’re not normal about each other and is like i need them to not be normal about me as well#she asks them to help her zip up her dress. they fight while rushing to do so#rye ‘wins’ that but then she asks chili to clasp her necklace for her. gotta make sure both her girls are happy 💛#i have to remember these are cookies i’m talking about. i ahve to calm down-#my post#tea cookie talk#chiliryecake#idr if thats the name i used or not
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What if I started being hella self indulgent. Then what? (What if I had TWO self inserts for cookie run)
#one would be the my cookie thing (me ‘reincarnated’ into cookie run lol)#and one was ‘born’ and raised on earthbread#the mycookie is Banana Pudding Cookie and the other is Butterscotch Cookie#tea cookie talks
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New Idea/Headcanon(maybe): Dark Choco, whilst fighting the sword’s influence, also goes on a gender discovery journey and finds they’re nonbinary. This is purely for my enjoyment and to explain away why many refer to them still as he/him (haven’t seen them in years/haven’t had the chance to really talk about things like that)
#You can pry nonbinary dark Choco out of my cold dead hands#and my hands would just rip off and still be cling to it. so don’t even try-#tea cookie talks#my post#cookie run hcs#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#cookie run kingdom#dark choco cookie
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I've been looking into the job market and it seems like the only viable career path nowadays is becoming a demon swordsman.
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Hollyberry: Ha ha! You kids!
Princess and Knight: Ma’am we’re both in our twenties-
#I see now why so many people on tiktok think knight (and princess) is a child#cause they take someone calling anyone ‘kid’ as immediate confirmation#like yeah. no one’s EVER called someone younger than them who isn’t actually a kid ‘kid’ b4 /sarcasm#tea cookie talks#my post
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*runs in* CHILI PEPPER X RYE X CHEESECAKE *runs out*
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FUCKING F I N A L L Y
#160 pulls. 16 10 pulls. *grisps him* You little mfer trying to play hard to get-/lh#I actually got what I believed to be a hint that I wasn’t gonna get anything (just GingerBrave showed up in the beginning)#so I skipped and then his introduction came up and I actually shot up in bed like ‘OH SHIT!!!’#tea cookie talks
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So my phone likes to kick me out of crk sometimes and it just did while I was doing a 10 pull that I knew I got at least an epic on and was upset cause I didn’t get to see who it was (and I wasn’t sure if it saved). I opened the app. It saved! And the little “upgrade pack for this cookie!” Thing popped up and uh. It’s Pitaya. FIRST DRAGON AND ITS THE ONE KNIGHT CUT THE TAIL OFF OF LMAOOOOOO
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Ma’am, you’re great and everything, but did you have to show up in the fire spirit gacha cause I saw the Signs and got all excited thinking I finally pulled him…
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