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every version of twelfth night is legally obligated to have a scene staged like this

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so. um. the good news is we found your boyfriend. the bad news is that, well, we sort of…dug him up…in the middle of a car park. in leicester (buckley et al. 2013). leicester, yeah. sorry. they demolished the friary he was hastily interred in when henry viii dissolved all the monasteries. you know how it is. and as it turns out, well, shakespeare was…sort of right about him. scoliosis, yeah, sorry (appleby et al. 2014). if it makes you feel any better we analysed his bones and it turns out he had a pretty high-protein diet before he died (lamb et al. 2014). and he drank so much wine that it changed their chemical composition, which we didn't know could actually happen before we analysed him (lamb et al. 2014), so he was having a good time, at least. 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Appleby, J., Mitchell, P.D., Robinson, C., Brough, A., Rutty, G., and Morgan, B. (2014). The scoliosis of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England: diagnosis and clinical significance. Lancet 383, 1944. 

Buckley, R., Morris, M., Appleby, J., King, T., O’Sullivan, D., and Foxhall, L. (2013). ‘The king in the car park’: new light on the death and burial of Richard III in the Grey Friars church, Leicester, in 1485. Antiquity 87, pp. 519-538. 

Lamb, A.L., Evans, J.E., Buckley, R., and Appleby, J. (2014). Multi-isotope analysis demonstrates significant lifestyle changes in King Richard III. Journal of Archaeological Science 50, pp. 559-565.

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— the love was there. (it didn't change everything, but it changed me)

x. // erin slaughter // state of grace - taylor swift // x. // architecture - maisie peters // white ferrari - frank ocean // begin again - emma lord // x. // lunar years - maisie peters // king lear // hope ur ok - olivia rodrigo // cheryl strayed // 19 - xana // begin again - emma lord // the only exception - paramore // anne sexton // there it goes - maisie peters // road to hell (reprise) - hadestown // the things they carried - tim o'brien // in case you don't live forever - ben platt // molly templeton // for good - wicked // jeanette winterson

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hamlet sr: if thou didst ever thy dear father love, revenge his foul and most unnatural murder! hamlet jr:

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remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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L + horatio + there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy

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Beware the Ides.

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yet Brutus says he was problematic, and Brutus is an honorable man…

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22 Times Julius Caeser was Stabbed by Senators + 1 Time he was Stabbed by his Friend

56,428 words, slash, a/b/o, mpreg

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Beware the Ides of March

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this is so funny im losing my mind

[VD: A video clip from Make Some Noise.

Sam: Ross.

Ross: Yes, sir.

Sam: An ad for a new McDonald's sandwich, The Macbeth.

Ross (with a Scottish accent): Did ye work up an appetite (Jacquis and Anna start laughing) unseaming the foes of your liege lord from the nave to the chaps? When the dawn breaks, how shall ye break your fast?

Sam: Oh, shit!

Ross: The new McDonald's Macbeth, the only sandwich with meat taken from a cow that trusted the butcher with its very life.

The entire cast is laughing now.

Ross: That beef is placed upon a bun along with pickles and a super special sauce. (suddenly yelling) The new McDonald's Macbeth, it is a meal you shall wish to enjoy tomorrow and tomorrow.

The cast continues to laugh.

Ross: And tomorrow. (sings the McDonald's jingle) I'm loving it!

The cast laughs and applauds. End VD]

transcript by @serizawastits

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anyone who told you much ado about nothing is good and worth watching was RIGHT and you should listen to them