goodolddumbbanana
goodolddumbbanana
Good old dumb banana
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I go with Cat, Tom or Banana. || He/They/Them || Aroace || Professional self- hater || Mentally age at 13 or 90
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goodolddumbbanana · 4 minutes ago
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goodolddumbbanana · 2 hours ago
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Dark Sun and KS actually angels/fallen angel/omg how you know
I want to make Heaven Hell au, in which, Sun, Eclipse, BM and all the villains are devils, Creator is satan, Earth is a pure demon (born from hell), Moon is a goddess, Lunar is an angel, Monty is a witch, Nexus is a priest, Ruin is vampire and Solar is a nun.
So in this au, devil is sinners after thousands of years of torture gets reborn as devil, their jobs are making deal with people and drags their souls into hell.
Demon are these creatures who are born from hell.
The work of Satan, the supreme ruler of hell, can change over time. Creator is the newest Satan, he has taken a coup to overthrow the old Satan. He and Earth still have a daughter and father role. Even Sun too, even if he doesn't want to.
So... The story starts when Eclipse bet Sun to drag a pure heart soul (Nexus) to hell because Sun keeps not admitting that he is suck at his job.
Sun takes the bet but when he sees Nexus, he realises Nexus has the exact same face as the brother he killed. (Also the reason he is sent to hell) And think: There is some repressed rage that I didn't even know I have"
And he begins to be very obsessed with the idea of dragging Nexus to hell. But it is hard because while Nexus is an asshole, he is also a priest and has a very pure heart. Also Solar as a nun is a very sadistic person who doesn't hesitate to wack him with holy water every time they meet.
They even go on a hunting adventure, with Sun very begrudge tag along because if Nexus dies accidentally at any moment right now, he would go to heaven and Sun doesn't want that.
Of course, the news about a devil wanting to seduce a pure heart human soul has revoked heaven. They send Lunar to stop this chaotic but right before Lunar yeet Sun's ass, Eclipse shows up and be everyone's problem.
Something about this au.
Moon and Sun relationship kinda stained. Sun did kill Moon and Moon dies thinking all of this happens is his fault.
Despite being goddess, Moon is stuck in the human realm and making friends with Monty, a witch and also a scammer.
Monty has even scammed a demon and an angel.
Creator, Sun, Moon, Eclipse is family when they were human.
Lunar was Eclipse guardian angel.
Sun also killed Eclipse and Bloodmoon but they ended up being pretty good friends in hell.
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goodolddumbbanana · 3 hours ago
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*sobbing* No...
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goodolddumbbanana · 3 hours ago
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I want to make Heaven Hell au, in which, Sun, Eclipse, BM and all the villains are devils, Creator is satan, Earth is a pure demon (born from hell), Moon is a goddess, Lunar is an angel, Monty is a witch, Nexus is a priest, Ruin is vampire and Solar is a nun.
So in this au, devil is sinners after thousands of years of torture gets reborn as devil, their jobs are making deal with people and drags their souls into hell.
Demon are these creatures who are born from hell.
The work of Satan, the supreme ruler of hell, can change over time. Creator is the newest Satan, he has taken a coup to overthrow the old Satan. He and Earth still have a daughter and father role. Even Sun too, even if he doesn't want to.
So... The story starts when Eclipse bet Sun to drag a pure heart soul (Nexus) to hell because Sun keeps not admitting that he is suck at his job.
Sun takes the bet but when he sees Nexus, he realises Nexus has the exact same face as the brother he killed. (Also the reason he is sent to hell) And think: There is some repressed rage that I didn't even know I have"
And he begins to be very obsessed with the idea of dragging Nexus to hell. But it is hard because while Nexus is an asshole, he is also a priest and has a very pure heart. Also Solar as a nun is a very sadistic person who doesn't hesitate to wack him with holy water every time they meet.
They even go on a hunting adventure, with Sun very begrudge tag along because if Nexus dies accidentally at any moment right now, he would go to heaven and Sun doesn't want that.
Of course, the news about a devil wanting to seduce a pure heart human soul has revoked heaven. They send Lunar to stop this chaotic but right before Lunar yeet Sun's ass, Eclipse shows up and be everyone's problem.
Something about this au.
Moon and Sun relationship kinda stained. Sun did kill Moon and Moon dies thinking all of this happens is his fault.
Despite being goddess, Moon is stuck in the human realm and making friends with Monty, a witch and also a scammer.
Monty has even scammed a demon and an angel.
Creator, Sun, Moon, Eclipse is family when they were human.
Lunar was Eclipse guardian angel.
Sun also killed Eclipse and Bloodmoon but they ended up being pretty good friends in hell.
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goodolddumbbanana · 5 hours ago
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Solar and Sun having the most traumatic fucked up normal conversation.
Sun: So that is why I found out how long people can go without keeping their breath . (mentioned Creator 's torture)
Chica, just walked by and didn't hear all the conversations: How so Sun?
Solar without coffee being his little shit and Sun chuckle: I guess he fucked around and find out.
Grandpa Monty: urm... Literally
Both Sun and Solar look back in horror: No, not literally
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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Do you think the reason why Moon hates Nexus aside from the fact that dude literally tortured him third times is because Moon is aware himself is just another version of Nexus ?
Because the old moon is completely dead, they clearly confirmed that this Moon only the back-up version back then. And his personality is also slightly different.
Like he is more calm, relax and maybe cowardly? With his first instinct was hiding behind ? And his murder technique got downgraded?
He is still an bastard but not the same bastard as the Old Moon?
And Nexus is just Moon without the memory.
Do you think it keeps Moon awake at night? Knowing himself potentially will end up like Nexus
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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Fair
being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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This kills me, like really kill me. But looking at another angel, this end kinda poetic for Nexus. I mean, he goes out like a bomb, literally
the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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Everyone from TSAMS. But especially sun
big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important
the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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Aroace mood is like sometimes like: I'm a baby. I don't like romance in any form. My eyes will burn if I see people kissing. Please shake hands and nothing else. Marriage? Is that another term for finding a roommate for life? I love my bestie, is my bestie my lover? But I don't want to kiss her Ew.
And at the same time: May I introduce you to the most unhinged dirty joke that you ever hear
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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The power of being single is stronger the power of friendship and the gun I found
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cant STAND that man when he's in a relationship.
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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Aroace mood is like sometimes like: I'm a baby. I don't like romance in any form. My eyes will burn if I see people kissing. Please shake hands and nothing else. Marriage? Is that another term for finding a roommate for life? I love my bestie, is my bestie my lover? But I don't want to kiss her Ew.
And at the same time: May I introduce you to the most unhinged dirty joke that you ever hear
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goodolddumbbanana · 6 hours ago
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Imagine self inserted
the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .
for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...
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goodolddumbbanana · 7 hours ago
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You mean Creator issue?
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they’re insane actually
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goodolddumbbanana · 7 hours ago
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Solar looking at that poor guy about to get neutered: I'm totally not enjoying doing this but can you blame me?
I mean, bro has threatened to kill Moon and Monty several times these months. And don't forget his undying repressed rage. He definitely need to take his stress relief into something else, like torturing people.
Okay Solar is WAY too into torturing people. One minute in and he’s like “I’m going to rip your dick off.” with Sun and Moon both watching. Immediately goes to take off their clothes and when they agree to give him information he seems disappointed. He gets spit on, doesn’t complain about it, and then goes to carve his name into the dude’s skin. Like holy shit dude. Keep it to your bedroom.
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goodolddumbbanana · 7 hours ago
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Actually V2 but also HOW DARE YOU!! I WOULD NEVER FORGET MY BOY, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY /J
Solar is a V1 Eclipse.
A lot if y'all is forgetting Solar is a Version 1 Eclipse and it shows.
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