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ts so peak gang 🤞💜

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what does the slendermansion chore chart look like

(ill have you know that this ask made me piss myself laughing.)

anyways

jeff - outside stuff. move this heavy object over here. clean the pick up truck. etc. NEVER inside. he is so accident prone. DO NOT let this mf wash the dishes after *the incident*

ej - cook. i feel like hes a good chef. despite eating only organs raw, i headcanon that hes a good cook because of his keen sense of smell. also to patch up the mansion-dwellers wounds. chef and medic.

ben - i swear im the only person in the world that doesnt think ben is afraid of water. i know hes a hylian and they cant swim very well and i know he drowned but i feel like hes??? one with the water???? if that makes sense???? dont hate me pls. i think he washes dishes, mops, scrubs, etc. the same job he had in crp cafe.

toby - also very accident prone. less from stupidity like some people (cough cough jeff cough) and more from his tics :( i headcanon that tim and brian helped him become handy. he fixes stuff.

tim and brian - just like toby, they fix stuff. they also run errands because they look the most normal out of the crew.

sally - simple little kid chores. she maybe helps ej chop vegetables and basic cooking stuff. (AWWWWWW HE LETS HER HELP IN THE KITCHEN MY HEART) she makes beds, wipes down counters, folds laundry, picks up toys.

liu - laundry. idk. he gives laundry vibes to me. very laundry core. hes a laundry pilled folding maxxer.

*loud obnoxious burp* das it :3

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I might open comms but lieekkmk idk I feel like it'd be weird if my mom just........ had my tumblr.... like mommy no this is where i get my drawings of eyeless jack and ticci toby kissing MOMMY ITS NOT PORN!!!! MOMMY NOOO!!!!

anywho

my mom asked me ehat "gyat" meant and i swear my heart seized in my chest 💔

blood, sweat, and tears were included in that conversation ☹️

does gumblr have censorship... am I going to be banned because I was the p word... idk I'm new to tumblr

i love typing like a 12 year old boy bruh... like it's soo frigging fun 💪😹

i hate geometry why do I have to do double honors math...

i don't care about centroid cymetry or whatever LEAVE ME ALINE

ok rant over

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slender man can i please can i go to jeff and nina house

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BEN Drowned HCs

Quick warning: THIS IS A LONG POST!! I really like my version of BEN-

I felt like doing some character headcannons so here we are!

Story Elements

⚠️CW!! implied su1c!de, parent divorce, and bullying. I took a few headcanons and a lot of the stories and mashed em together into this mess-

He’s autistic. He struggled a lot as a kid and teen. Especially after his parents divorced, his issues at school seemed to only get worse. He developed some anxiety around being social and tried to stay away from people.

During school he would live with his dad. It was a pretty place. There was a small wooded area behind the neighborhood, but it had a nice clearing with a lake… Ben was too scared to ever go in since he didn’t know how to swim and couldn’t see the bottom.

He got bullied a lot and didn’t have many friends, but found comfort in video games.

He can’t handle being touched and he hates eye contact. The only way he was ever able to communicate was through screens because it made it easier for him.

He loved to get lost in the fantasy of the worlds he played in, especially Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask…

As a young adult, he couldn’t get away from the screens. He felt safe! He felt normal, though hiding from the world.

As time went on, at age 21, he realized he couldn’t live like that. But he was too scared to go… he didn’t want to repeat every other time of his life.

So, he found some chains in his dad’s garage and decided to finally take a ‘swim’ in the lake…

Living in the Screen

So, yes. He’s apart of the Mansion and has the cabin within the Mid-Mansion.

He prefers to live behind the screens though. There’s no sound except the buzzing of the electricity, he’s not having to move around the circuit board, and he has completely privacy.

He’s in the game system, yes, but not too far. It’s almost like he’s in the lights that bring the graphics to life.

He’s not visible unless you put your face right up to the screen. You might see a few green and brown pixels-

That’s BEN.

Social Shocker

Introvert v. Extrovert

He’s pretty quiet and introverted.

Sure, he likes talking to people, and he can strike up a conversation with just about anybody…. But when push comes to shove, at the end of the day…. Leave him alone. Let him sleep in his electronic void.

Friendships

He has a few genuine friends that he holds close: Lost Silver, Dark Link, Neon Spike, Nina the Killer.

Outside of those friends, he doesn’t really hang out with anyone consistently.

Self Esteem

BEN actually has a lot of insecurities.

The water made it so his skin looks like it’s constantly peeling. He’s a sickly bluish green with bleeding eyes and carries chains on his arms and legs.

It makes him feel gross. So, he hides in his electronic void….

Unless he finds one of his “distraction buddies:” Jeff the Killer, Puppeteer, Nathan the Nobody, Clockwork, Jane the Killer, and LJ

These are the ones that he feels he’s better than. If he feels bad in his appearance or skills in murder, why not crush someone in a video game?

Burn Out

Like most people, he can get social burn out- or even video game burn out.

When he’s feeling socially drained he’ll either escape to the screens, or sit with some of the quieter folks.

It seems quite counterproductive to be with people while you’re socially burnt out- but it works for him.

He particularly likes to watch others work on their projects: Jason and his dolls, Liu with metal and woodworking, Helen painting, etc.

Neutrality

You might have noticed that there are members of both the Mansion and the Dungeon in this section.

That’s because the Operator can’t restrict his social life.

It tried to and failed miserably.

It’s not that BEN can move through electronics of any kind- BEN becomes the electronic.

The Operator can’t keep him from getting anywhere and to anyone…

In the Mansion

BEN is really just cybersecurity.

He keeps a tab open for people who he’s told might be getting a bit close to answers.

He’s also the alarm/warning system.

He set up a way to detect if someone who isn’t in the mansion gets within a certain radius, so he notifies the Rebellions.

Murder

BEN has to have his fun too, right?

He likes to challenge his victims and give them a chance at survival.

Basically, it starts by him being summoned (usually by accident).

Then, he gives the typical warning: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT

After that, he cyber-stalks his victims for a while. Whenever he’s decided he wants to end it, he appears to them again.

He cuts all their power and cell service except for the device they’re on. He challenges them to a game…

If they win, they live. If he wins, they die.

Little does the poor victim know, BEN is a sore loser… in truth, they’re not making it out alive.

They are usually found dead after being electrocuted by their own device. It will be passed off as an electronic malfunction.

Sexuality, Gender, Etc.

He’s not exactly Aromantic, more like gray-romantic. He just doesn’t believe he can be in a relationship.

HE/HIM!! It makes him feel human again and not like a fucking monster.

Divider Creds: sisterlucifergraphics

Header Creds: MEEE!!!

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Her backstory is so sad 😓

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false miracles / CRP headcanons because I can't get sebastia out of my head

Sebastia fidgets with her bracelets / gloves when she is near a man she doesn't know because of her trauma

Toby mildly dislikes strawberry shortcake because it reminds him of something that he can't quite place.. (it was Lyra's favorite dessert)

Jane sometimes puts her hair in a half-up-half-down style when she's anxious because her mother would do that

Toby isn't the biggest fan of sweets, but he loves dark chocolate because of the slight bitterness

Before Toby lost Lyra, he would try to imitate her hobbies because he idolized her (i.e; he would redraw her art, and she would hang it up in her room because she loved it)

Jane used to have freckles.

Lyra would paint Toby's nails after he got hit by their father when he got angry, so now Toby has a somewhat nostalgic feeling when he sees painted nails, but he doesn't understand why

Toby sometimes tics Masky's coughs because he's around him so often, but only in private

Toby has ADHD.

i wrote too many hcs I gotta stop myself bruh

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QAHHGG

HOW THE FUCK DO I USE TUMBLR BRO AAAAHHH

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so frigging happy guys think u for 5 reblogs <3

sebastia x toby

basically sebastia having a mental crisis

i still don't know how to use tumblr bruh

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MY FANDOMS !!!

im multifandom beware..

MAIN ONES !

Sally Face

Creepypasta

KNY

JJK

ATSV / spiderverse movies

Dr. Stone

TNBC

___________

MINOR ONES !

False Miracles

FNaF

TBHK

BNHA

TPN

Skullgirls

Obey Me

Spy x Family

TokRev

Warriors

Gacha club/life

TAWOG

CotC

DDLC SU

SCP

ATA

OHSHC

Amphibia

Aggretsuko

Minecraft

CRK (cookie run kingdom)

Metal Family

TLKOE (the last kids on earth)

Hilda

Sweet Tooth

SBG

VWAC (villian w a crush)

STRAY

Dr Stone

TADC

Eaternal Nocturnal

Baby Tyrant

Act like you love me

Teenage Mercanary

Marry my Husband

Operation: True Love

Maybe Meant to Be

See you in my 19th life

Go away Romeo

Down to Earth

Everywhere & Nowhere

The little Trashmaid

My Gently Raised Beast

Stalker x Stalker

High class Homos

Cat vs Dog

The tyrant wants to be good

The d!ckheads

city vamps

daybreak

like mother, like daughter

office romance from hell

sweetheart

plus one

re: trailer trash

my daddy is a villian

the mafia nannay

martial art master wakes up to be a concubine

viral hit

flawless

muse on fame

not your typical reincarnation story

love me to death

dont read this

adopted by a murderous duke family

my emo crush!

tricked into becoming the heroines stepmother

ten ways to get dumped by a tyrant

im the queen in this life

the gardener in a hunter world

the reclosted lesbian

klimts kisses

from a knight to a lady

my in-laws are obsessed with me

my little sister is the demon lord

zombie x slasher

jacksons diary

my naughty deity

the interpretation of shadowsmy brothers (not so) secret bf

so not my type

for my derelict favorite

secretly more powerful than the hero

cross my heart and hope to die

i thought my time was up

i spy a married life

scythe arc

my villianous family wont leave me alone

golden hour

boy-friends rule

roots of the heart

reporting for duty, duchess!

love 4 a walk

onsaemiro; never changing

my lucky strike

random target

the executioner

wanna be friends?

woes of a male lead

my succubus girlfriend

her wish to be isekai’d

bunny girl and the cult

divorcing my tyrant husband

morgana and oz

cursed princess club

goth girl and the jock

the greatest estate developer

the villanous tyrant has returned

+ more that I don't feel like typing

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SEBASTIA IS EVERYWHERE

dude how do I format on tumblr??!?!???@

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sebastia x toby

basically sebastia having a mental crisis

i still don't know how to use tumblr bruh

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sebastia fanart

I loaf @seireitonin's oc sm soo I drew her

pls ignore mistakes 😞 I'm still a beginner

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can i pet yo dawg

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A Happy New Year 𐂴

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turns out i never shared this one on tumblr poggers

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I never posted this on it's own did I?