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it’s the muppet show with our very special guest star the grand immortal dictator

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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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My, my, you are a pretty asshole. Yeah, my mother always tells me that. Elliott Gould as Philip Marlowe in The Long Goodbye (1973) dir. Robert Altman

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Possibly the best version of this.

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

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Windows 98 Wallpapers

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From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

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it was the END of the UNIVERSE. MULTIPLE universes. and he sat his gay ass on the floor of a cold ass dungeon. HEAD in his HANDS. ignored a phone call from the brother he went to HELL for

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Over 6 months in the making (mostly bc procrastination) but I finally compiled my Kanto Gym Leader Magazine series. I love the idea of an in-universe style fashion publication where they all do interviews about their hobbies and stuff

Want something like this for your own OC? My commissions are open!!

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Las Vegas CES (1993)

Source: Youtube/The Computer Chronicles

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1995

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hey so what the fuck was this about

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she's so cute, how do I talk to her

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when you listen to a song for the first time and the lyrics deeply resonate with you