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im so deeply obsessed with this beautiful butch lesbian and her deeply homoerotic inclinations towards her robot companion

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so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

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I do.

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permission to lib out?

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every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

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Lady Gaga "The Fame" album cover raw/unedited photo by Pieter Henket 2008

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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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thank god for my bitchy friends who text me that they're watching cuomo resign but lead with telling me that he looks like a dying animal they're contemplating putting out of its misery. what would i do without mean socialists?

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some people would rather eat a stunning cunt, than do a cunning stunt

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Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened

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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

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*puts a disk in u*