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i ❤️ my missed opportunities #mymissedopportunities
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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"
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Moby Dick; or, The Cup. - an edit series in chapters and players.
CHAPTER 97 📷 Picture credit to Brian Babineau and Eliot J. Schechter
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do people in Canada find it funny that their sports channel is called Sportsnet? as a non-Canadian i find that funny
i've never thoufht about this. it's literally sportsnet
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oilers are like well what if we like being in the time loop. this part of the time loop is pretty nice
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first paramore and now evanescence??? the league is cookin for the oilers lmaoooo
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we weren't fucking sincere enough
how can we lose if we're so sincere
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i just don’t understand dismantling vegas and dallas then doing this. it’s not about losing it’s about the way they lose.
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this is the worst thing to happen in sports since the invention of the Hoop And Stick
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