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chastokecx​:

So , I took my dog Milo for a run early this morning , and when I 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐃 the door , I found a pumpkin head who looked like he had a rough night to say the least , placed on my front porch . So , if anyone is missing a pumpkin with what looked like an attempt on Nightmare Before Christmas’ Jack Skellington , then it’s at my 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 just chilling on the front porch still . Anyway , anyone got any good ideas on what I can have my dog dress up as ? I literally have no idea and I feel like I should at leave put some ears on him or something , you know ? Recommendations will be 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 appreciatively . / @mountmeadow​  

Thank you for saving that poor poor gourd from being abandoned. You’re doing the lord’s work. As for dog costumes, it depends on the size of the dog and where on the scary-cute scale you want to land. For example - large dog dressed as a spider, cute. Small dog dressed like a spider running around like a demon - terrifying. 

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That’s amazing. You’re amazing! Hi! I’m Matthew! I’m settling in pretty well I think! 

We are so close to Halloween I am vibrating. Gourd boy has moved in just in time for all the spooky stuff to go down. It won’t be exactly like spending Halloween in my haunted treehouse but I think we can make this town just as spooky in time for gubler-ween. @mountmeadow​

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nickjmm·:

The gourds have designated me your resident gourd boy:

Sorry I don’t make the rules.

Regarding the treehouse, if I built one here it won’t be haunted though. I’m not sure ghosts are a “if you build it they will come” kind of thing. I’m Matthew by the way! Nice to meet you Ben.

Wow, I have never seen anything like those. Do you grow them yourself? They’re incredible. You really are gourd boy! — You never know, the ghosts might get word that there’s been a new treehouse erected in town and flock to haunt it. If I was a ghost, I’d want to haunt a treehouse. I think you might be in luck. If you’re interested in haunted things, I hear they’re having ghost tours in town – you might be able to bring some ghosts back with you that way too.

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Well if you need any help, let me know! 

goooblernation​:

I am the gourd boy! It was a name given to me by the gourds. If you need costume ideas let me know! I am the Halloween king! Like Jack Skellington, except with skin. I’m Matthew by the way. Nice to meet you!

Mhm…okay I uh kind of get it now. I still have a couple days anyway at least..

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I’m fairly certain I’m demon free! I’ve made a career out of looking like I’m possessed though, so I’m not too mad about it. I love how into Halloween this town gets! It’s like scary Christmas! 

We are so close to Halloween I am vibrating. Gourd boy has moved in just in time for all the spooky stuff to go down. It won’t be exactly like spending Halloween in my haunted treehouse but I think we can make this town just as spooky in time for gubler-ween. @mountmeadow​

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I am the gourd boy! It was a name given to me by the gourds. If you need costume ideas let me know! I am the Halloween king! Like Jack Skellington, except with skin. I’m Matthew by the way. Nice to meet you!

We are so close to Halloween I am vibrating. Gourd boy has moved in just in time for all the spooky stuff to go down. It won’t be exactly like spending Halloween in my haunted treehouse but I think we can make this town just as spooky in time for gubler-ween. @mountmeadow​

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goooblernation·:

We are so close to Halloween I am vibrating. Gourd boy has moved in just in time for all the spooky stuff to go down. It won’t be exactly like spending Halloween in my haunted treehouse but I think we can make this town just as spooky in time for gubler-ween. @mountmeadow·

Only a week now! I love that you are self-proclaimed gourd boy, although I have to ask what classifies you as such a thing. A haunted treehouse? Now that’s something I’d like to see. Your only option now is to spend the next week building one. I will gladly assist you with it. If that’s too much, I’ll help you Halloween-ify as much as humanly possible. Welcome! I’m Ben. It’s a pleasure to meet you, gourd boy.

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xthelizgillsx​:​

Hold on, did you just say you had a haunted tree house? Wow that’s so cool!

Originally posted by mess-inside-and-out

I may or may not be the proud owner of a haunted treehouse in Glendale. By which I mean, I am! I even built the fireplace myself! It has teeth in it! Not my teeth, or like, teeth obtained through unsavory means. But there is a box of teeth yes. Dammit, I should have brought the teeth with me. I could build another fire place.... do you think that counts as shipping human remains? 

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We are so close to Halloween I am vibrating. Gourd boy has moved in just in time for all the spooky stuff to go down. It won’t be exactly like spending Halloween in my haunted treehouse but I think we can make this town just as spooky in time for gubler-ween. @mountmeadow​