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SHREDDER!! 🐆🔥🎸

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Me: it is 31°C out. I should wear shorts and a crop top to vent some heat

The humble massachusetts bay transit authority bus air conditioner: LOST ICE TECHNIQUE - FROST ANGEL MAELSTROM "ABSOLUTE ZERO"

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small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist 

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

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toby fox is a himedanshi success story

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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

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i thought the experiments were not jsut awesome but kind of sexual in nature

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has anyone noticed that women really want you to eat food. something is definitely up with them. like as a species

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too many catnip mice, too little time.

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Maybe it's just my former neglected child swag but I really hate it when people act like iPads or some technology or whatever is an independent entity which can in and of itself cause what are literally just symptoms of child neglect. Like. Come on. Put on your thinking cap. If a child literally cannot hold a pencil by the time they enter school, if they have absolutely no emotional regulation skills or situational awareness, if they don't know how to entertain themselves to an extent that it's interfering with basic developmental milestones. And the parent either doesn't understand or doesn't care or simply hasn't noticed that this is maybe not fine. Do we think the sole and primary issue going on here is rooted in. The evil technology that melts your brain or whatever. Like sorry does the iPad have legs. Is it gonna sit up and run and start eating people too

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>nothingburger

>small potatoes

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>everythingbagel

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SUSIEEE

her and some of her awesome outfits from chapter 3 🙏

i might be becoming kinda obsessed lol i love her sm , like get rid of Kris as the middle-man (said in a gender neutral way) cuz i’d gladly hold her hand myself 🤭 /silly

also i drew all of these on separate layers so i might make these intro stickers or smth!! might sell if people are interested :)

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you always see photos and videos of maine coons and its like "oh wow thats a big cat" but nothing quite prepares you for being unable to move because 25 lb cat crawled on top of you and decided to take a nap.

this beast is the size of a beagle and five times as fluffy. he's so big that I cannot safely pick him up because it hurts his joints. His head is bigger than both of my fists combined. he takes up half the couch on his own. whenever he runs through the house, the walls shake and it sounds like a herd of elephants passing by.

his cat tower tips over when he tries to climb it unless it is literally bolted down. he sleeps in a medium sized dog bed because none of the cat beds are big enough for him. He tries to do normal-sized cat things, like sitting on the back of the sofa or squeezing inside of a box, but he is simply too big to keep his balance or make himself fit.

In his head he's a little baby kitten but in reality he has the build of a lynx and the mass of a fucking linebacker.