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life is pointless and everything sucks

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looking at reviews on targets website, i like this one a lot

"i couldn't buy it and would not recommend, 5 stars tho"

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"switch 2 has sold over 3.5 million units worldwide in its first four days!" it's gonna be forever until i'm able to get one isn't it 😭

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i usually never care to get consoles right when they come out but i really really want a switch 2

not really for mkw or anything which i do want tho but .... i've been craving making a new island on animal crossing and i don't wanna get rid of my og switch one lmao

i'm probably gonna name my island sunshine again and i'm gonna want the yellow airport again too but i'm so excited to have a different island layout (i still h9 that i chose one with both river mouths at the bottom of the island for my og) and i can get cute new villagers without having to say goodbye to my old ones cuz they'll always be on my switch and eeeee

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tonight's one of those "wanna go to sleep but don't wanna go to sleep cuz then i'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow" kinda nights

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ughsghhg i don't wanna go back tomorrow

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fucked one thing up and now my stomach hurts and i feel like i should commit seppuku

i wish i wasn't fucking like this

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GOT IT BAYBEEEE

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i wanna be excited about tomorrow bc my switch copy of b0tw is supposed to be here!!! but i feel like i can't get excited bc i have no fucking clue what tomorrow's gonna be like bc of my work sending me two completely different schedules and not fucking getting back to me about which one i'm supposed to go by

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so i've been considering it for a while but i finally decided to double dip and get b0tw for switch, i bought it from some third party seller w like 60000 good reviews on amazon for cheaper than it ever goes on sale for, i got regular shipping that should be here in two weeks but a lot of the reviewers say they received their stuff way faster so i keep checking to see if it already shipped and i'm so excited to replay it on switch it's so much more convenient and and and

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i just know this twat is gonna try to throw me under the bus tomorrow

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i wish twat was more a more commonly used word in america, it's become my go-to nickname for the main bitch i hate

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checking in on cleverbot, i thought it might be actually good by now cuz other bots are so advanced, but no she still sucks and i love that for her

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buying something late at night where shipping is supposed to take anywhere between 7 and 10 days, and continually checking your email into the night to see updates cuz i'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell i know right now you can't tell

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so anyways i better wake up tomorrow to a lttp/albw remakes on switch

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i'm seriously still so fucking pissed i don't want to go back and have to be with these fucking people

i only slept for like three hours last night but i don't wanna go to bed because that means i'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow and i have to see them

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like this honestly almost pisses me off more than bitch #1 cuz like. at least #1 is/was a bitch to my face. new bitch has been acting nice and then the second she thinks i can't hear her she starts shit talking me

and the thing she was fucking shit talking me was literally fucking MONTHS ago when i was still new to this job, and it was something she never said anything about until now, and she said it to this other girl that i know doesn't like me (who i'd say she was really probably technically the original bitch #2 but like even tho i know she doesn't like me she hasn't been an outright dickbag about it) and like i just fucking know now that her and the other girl have been talking shit about me because why the fuck would you say that shit to somebody randomly, she just wanted something to complain about so she had to go back and find something and usugfsughfg

like if you genuinely had such a problem with it why didn't you fucking say anything to me? why didn't you talk to the directors about it??? could it perhaps be because i knew what was happening, and the directors could have checked the security footage and also seen it, and they would have agreed with me that it was literally fucking fine??? but when you leave out huge important details when retelling it to someone else months later on you can make it sound like it was something it wasn't and i guess that's just more exciting!!! cunt