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Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy

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reblog and put in the tags the first queer pairing you remember consciously shipping

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Btw id prefer you people treat me like the stranger that I am and not elevate me to pseudo-friend just because you overhear my e-conversations and see my e-diary entries. Mutuals however are allowed to attack and kill me in multiple different manners, if they can catch me

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

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being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps

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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

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when i first started reading harrow the ninth, the pilot had dropped us off on the wrong side of the river and it started flooding so we had to move our entire camp in an inflatable canoe. and then the water was steadily coming up on that side and we got cut off of from hiking to our plots and through this i was waking up in the middle of the night logging how fast the water was coming up praying that it would stop raining for a day and we could get out of there before we washed away, delirious from lack of sleep. and i didn't know where gideon was

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OCD is real. moral OCD is real. thinking you can and should form some large judgement on how Valid or True it is based on the text posts of randos on tumblr.com, and that you can therefore tell people that Their OCD Is Fake And They Really ARE Bad People, is vile and unpleasant behaviour. change yourself.

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You're very much able to experience empathy because you clearly experience it more than a lot of people I come across by acknowledging rape victims alone btw

I practice cognitive empathy. It's a skill I posess, not an inherent feeling or instinct I have.

I have not always been a compassionate person, and I have not always valued other people's wellbeing. I frankly used to be terrible by most people's standards. This was all something I had to be taught and something I need to continually reinforce every day, because it would be easy for me to just.. not, to give up, to stop finding value in other people. But I don't do that, because that's not the sort of person I want to be.

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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10

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i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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the male gaze is when men look. the more men look, the faster the author dies, and the sooner all consumption becomes critical

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sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer