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i LOVE your loki writings so much omg, i had an idea for headcanons, basically inspired by "out of hand" that you wrote. maybe like headcanons for loki when he gets in those sorts of moods. i dont really know how to describe it sorry 😭 but i loved the energy from that fic id love to see more if you had the ideas <3

Aww, thank you so much, I'm so glad you do!! I'll absolutely get working on that! Thank you for requesting 💜

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When he gets in a playful mood: Loki Laufeyson headcanons

Some silly headcanons of Loki's playful moods (based around this oneshot here!<3)

TW: none

Fluff ☁️

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As I said before, Loki tends to get these random outbursts of energy surprisingly often. No one really knows why. Does he have ADHD? Perhaps he's secretly a cat disguised as a god who needs to get his zoomies out? Or maybe he merely just loves being a terror? Who knows. Regardless, it's a habit (if you could call it that) that he just never grew out of.

That's right, it's been happening ever since he was a little child. Thor and Frigga can attest to that.

You'll almost always be able to tell when that trouble-making itch is creeping up on him. That switch between calm and chaos will flip, and suddenly, he seems... different. Maybe a little more intense. Maybe he'll speak a little faster. Maybe he'll just stare at you with that familiar smirk on his face that always comes with these moods.

It will start off small and then-- BAM! He's jumping you from behind and pinning you down to the floor. Why? Cause he can.

Lowkey, terrifying chases. It's all playful, but it may not feel like it when you've suddenly got a literal god sprinting after you, making all kinds of threats that would make you believe he either wants to kill you or... do something else...

No worries, though. When he does catch you (because he absolutely will), you'll get attacked with nothing more than kisses.

Honestly, it can all be a bit overwhelming, especially for the first few times you experience this with him. It can be overstimulating, even a little scary. But if he ever notices that he's gone too far, he'll stop and apologize for letting himself get carried away. He would never mean to hurt you.

Play fighting ALL the way. He loves just grabbing you and roughing you up. You give him major cuteness aggression when he's in such a state.

Imagine him calmly excusing himself from a serious conversation, just to run off and find you, wherever you are, hurl you over his shoulder, and make off like a thief.

His highly energized moods also include causing trouble for you and whoever else is within range at the moment, so don't think it's all just conveniently cute things he does. We're talking turning your plate of food into a plate of larvae and maggots. Or cutting your hair terribly. Or turning into a snake and... okay, he only does that to Thor, but you get my point.

Want a word of advice? DO NOT give him any kind of food that has dyes in it. It makes it worse. His system isn't used to such ingredients, mostly because they aren't really a thing in Asgard, so whatever you do, don't give him anything, especially candy, that has food colorings in it.

One of his previous outbursts may or may not have started an intergalactic war between two other planets because he simply wanted to see what would happen if he pitted them against each other.

War. That's what happens, Loki. War.

Him in the midst of his zoomies or whatever tf is wrong with him ⇩

Depending on how energized he gets, when it starts to ware off, he actually might get a bit tired. All that terrorizing and instigating can be exhausting.

Whether if he's already with you or if he has to come find you, he'll likely just silently wrap his arms around you from behind and bury his face into your neck until you give in and cuddle with him.

Winds down by picking up a book he likely discarded earlier and holds you close to his side while he reads, like nothing ever happened.

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Promp: "i can take it"

Rating: R

Promp Series: HERE

‘’it’s not lazy- using magic takes much mental concentration!’’

‘’as opposed to just reaching over and opening the drawer yourself.’’

‘’I am able to multitask- I’m not the one having to use a whole other person to dress me-‘’

‘’it’s merely so I can get personal with Pepper- I am fully capable of tying my own ties-‘’

‘’I do not need to be educated upon your methods of physical interactions with women Stark- you over work that women far to much.’’

‘’well excuse me for not having magic of my own to make my own appointments-‘’

‘’you have how much advanced technology and you cannot schedule a two-minute conversation by yourself?”

Honestly, it’s been like this for an hour; your eyes switching back and forth while the Iron Idiot and your boyfriend debated on the fact that magic shouldn’t be used in the tower when a certain someone was on probation. It then led to Loki and Tony arguing that magic was a lazy way of getting simple things accomplished before it switched to where Stark needed people to do the simple things just as equally for him. you were all for magic because Loki only used it for harmless things. You weren’t sure what the big deal was, if life could get easier in any sort of way- what was the problem?  

‘’there are already enough unsteady things around here, I don’t need your glittery sparkles putting us at risk-‘’ Tony snapped, taking a dedicated sip of his glass while Loki scoffed behind his book from the couch across the room.

‘’who’s the one who built those unsteady things in the first place? Honestly Stark, I had better expectations from you.’’ He smirked, shaking his head while his eyes lowered to his literature to pretend to read.

The glass landing with a clink on the bar top didn’t even make him flinch while Tony leaned against it to glare at him. ‘’my house, my rules. And leave Pepper out of any conversations you decide on actually being a part of.’’

That’s right.. he had originally been talking to you.. but now you felt safer lingering in the kitchen and probably having been long forgotten before Tony pointed a single finger at you without even looking over.

‘’you got your own girl to talk about.’’

Loki’s sharp eyes flicked up to him and you could see his grip on the spine of the book tighten when Tony began talking about you. ‘’she and I have nothing to talk about as far as problems. I’m sure you can hear just how happy we are through the walls.’’ He smirked, causing the two of you to have red cheeks before Tony merely scoffed and looked away.

‘’yeah and I bet you use magic for that too.’’

The snap of his book closing nearly had you jump, your eyes widened when Loki uncrossed his legs and began standing up- sending you rushing across the room and placing both hands on your boyfriend’s chest. ‘’okay okay boys that’s enough- why don’t we all cool down, Tony- go back to your drinking and you, retire for the evening.’’

Loki’s body had stiffened while you had held him back, knowing your strength was barely existent to the god so you found it rather surprising when he hadn’t attempted to storm over and throw Tony out the window a second time. Instead, you heard him draw in a deep breath before his eyes lowered down to meet yours, his brows relaxing a bit while his hand reached up to take one of yours.

‘’your right darling, perhaps it’s best to make due on what I was referring too.’’ His smirk was the only innuendo he needed for everyone to get the point while Tony rolled his eyes and refilled his glass.

‘’there’s a thing called a noise ordinance.’’

‘’quite right Stark, how about you start now.’’ Loki said sharply before you felt yourself being pulled along down the halls, not even letting Tony get a reply in while the two of you left.

Those two always managed to fight like cats and dogs, and to be honest you were surprised Tony hasn’t kicked him out yet. He was here on probation after all, community service as the team calls it whenever there was a small enough mission but there hasn’t been any lately. You figured all this bickering was from him being pent up around here- which meant he usually took it out through arguing, or on you.. in all the best ways.

His hand released yours before you heard the bedroom door shut behind you, your hands feeling around for the light switch before you were able to illuminate everything through his dim ceiling lamp you were surprise Tony purchased. It was probably the only non- fancy thing in the entire tower, but it was just enough to capture Loki’s mood that remained on his face while he crossed the room to plop down on the bed face first.

Your teeth caught your bottom lip, knowing you really should leave the subject alone while he was like this but couldn’t help the curiosity that was eating you away. Your feet carried you across the floor and Loki didn’t even turn over when he felt you sit beside him and began rubbing his back. At least you could feel him relaxing, needless to say you were the only one beginning the stress while your mouth tried several times to find words.

‘’if you are going to tell me anything about him being even remotely right about it all, I can just take myself to the couch right now.’’ Loki mumbled into the sheets, pulling a small smile from you while you watched him pout on the bed.

‘’you know I never pick sides.. but the two of you really should try avoiding each other at least..’’

‘’quite hard to do when you normally move to the common areas. Where you go, I go.’’ He sighed and rolled himself over to lay on his back, his eyes staring up at the ceiling while he continued to calm down, his eyes falling closed when your hand switched to begin stroking his hair.

‘’well perhaps it’s something we could talk about later.. I’ve actually been wanting to ask you something- something Tony kinda brought up..’’

The mention of Tony had Loki’s eyes open again but his expression was dangerous, almost as if you were about to tell him something horrible and he was about to go start world dominating all over again. Yet by your own expression, his face relaxed to more of a concern so he sat himself up and took your hand in his.

‘’what is it darling?”

The more you thought about asking your question, the more your cheeks began to redden, making you bite the inside of your cheek and shift a little to try to regain your confidence. Your anxious manner didn’t go unnoticed and you felt Loki’s grip on your hand tighten while his own eyes widened more.

‘’darling.. I can take it.. whatever you need to tell me- it won’t change how I feel about you-‘’

You quickly shoot your head and offered a smile. ‘’no no it’s not like that- it’s just..’’ you sighed and squeezed your eyes shut, as if not wanting to hear the answer. ‘’have you ever.. you know.. used magic on me to help make me..’’ you peaked an eye open and gestured down at yourself, particularly your center between your legs ‘’you know..’’

Loki’s brows furrowed while his lips instantly turned up into a grin, knowing exactly what you were referring to. He almost looked like he wanted to chuckle, drawing his hands up to cup your face gently while his smile got impossibly bigger. ‘’oh darling,’’ he purred, smooshing your cheeks together playfully while your hands came up to grip mildly at his wrists.

‘’I don’t need magic for that.’’

He then pulled your face forward and pressed his lips to yours, drinking in your sounds that formed quickly into moans. Your fingers slid into his hair, gripping the silky locks while his hands released to rest onto your shoulders, feeling your body being pushed down so you were laying on your back.

‘’I recon you’d like me to prove it?” he teased, smirking at you before his head dipped down to kiss just below your jawline.

A sigh left your lips, your eyes falling closed while your head turned to give him more access. ‘’I am not calling you a liar, but a demonstration would be nice.’’ You teased, knowing fully well he’s never lied to you.. but you were not going to turn down the offer to have sex.

Loki smirked and began trailing his lips down your V neck, hands gliding down to your chest when he squeezed them over the fabric of your shirt. You moaned shamelessly, somehow always finding yourself sensitive whenever Loki got his hands on you- clothes on or off. Your back arched, pushing more of your chest into his hands while his body continued sliding down yours, clearly having a goal.

‘’so responsive.. I might not even have to undress you..’’ Loki teased, resting on his knees now just between your legs that dangled off the side of the bed but his hands reached up at your hips and curled his fingers anyway to the fabric of your leggings. ‘’but I do miss the sight of you..’’

‘’you act like you hadn’t seen me this morning..’’ you reminded, blushing at the mere thought before the cold temperature hit your skin when your pants began to get pulled off, causing you to shiver.

‘’it’s been to long darling..’’ he whispered, placing open mouth kisses along your thighs while his hands blindly worked your pants off before they were tossed aside behind him. his hands instantly began running up and down your flesh, enjoying the smooth feeling from hip to ankle and especially at your thighs.

‘’fuck..’’ you breathed, your head falling back onto the mattress while you enjoyed the cool sensation of Loki’s skin gliding across yours, his fingertips now and again ghosting over certain sensitive areas that made goosebumps appear over your arms. ‘’you might not get the chance to prove you..’’ you half teased, his touch alone already beginning to build your arousal and that made him chuckle while his hands had just been in the middle of gripping your panties.

‘’are you challenging my touch now to darling?” he teased, enjoying how responsive you were to him barley even touching you, making him take his time even more while your panties began to slowly drag down and soon get tossed to join your pants.

‘’I’m n-not challenging, you’ve already preformed gods know how many sexual position- we long since established the skills of your hands alone..’’

Loki chuckled and rested his chin gently on your tummy, looking at you while you raised your head to catch his gaze that nearly had you squeezing your thighs around him instinctually. ‘’true, but I have been asked if magic had been involved in our sexual.. activities. I plan on fully demonstrating the truth of the matter, thoroughly.’’

You began to raise a brow before Loki sat up just a tad, his slender hands now taking hold of your legs before placing a kiss on each and resting them upon his shoulders. You could already feel yourself shaking with anticipation, feeling his warm breath hit your cunt that merely heightened your sensitivities. Before you would let your head fall back, you noticed Loki moved his hands to clasp behind his back, giving you a wink before his head then dipped down before your thoughts could necessarily click.

No hands..

A gasp left your lips, back arching off the mattress instantly while the feeling of Loki’s warm, let tongue glided through your folds. His eyes fell closed and his brows furrowed, savoring the taste of you while his head slowly bobbed up and down. You could already see your essence on his face, causing you to blush and squeeze your thighs around him while he nuzzled into your cunt.

He kept things slow; Loki loved the tease you. His tongue would tease at your entrance, make your hips raise just enough as if to open for him before it would glide back up to kitten lick at your clit. Once he had you already shaking with need, his mouth would then begin to suckle on your swollen bud, now and again would flick against it and moan- drinking in every reaction he’d bring out of you.

You shook, you squirmed, you gasped, you moaned. Your fingers took turns either tangling themselves in the silky locks of Loki’s hair or gripping the sheets beneath you to the point where you could hear fabric rip. Your back would periodically arch off the mattress while your eye lids fluttered, feeling the coil tighten more and more while Loki continued to administer between your legs.

It got to the point where your cunt began to clench, search and flutter. It was amazing how the god before you hadn’t even laid a single finger down and he was just using his mouth alone. Now and again the tip of his nose would grind against your clit while his tongue would continue to circle and barely enter your entrance, opting to lap at it instead where you could bite the bottom of your lip and squeeze your eyes shut.

‘’please.. gods- please Loki..’’ you begged, your hips beginning to lift and nearly buck in search of getting your tight hole filled up.

You could feel him smirk against your center while his eyes flicked up to lustfully seduce yours. ‘’you sound so beautiful when you beg..’’ he purred before he gave your folds a few more thorough long strokes before he pressed the tip of his nose to your clit, grinding it while his tongue finally plunged into your entrance.

He tongue fucked you, diving as deep as he could and curling up while he pulled it out just to the tip before he would plunge it back in. it didn’t take very long for your walls to clench down and drench the muscle while your legs practically clamped down on his body between them.

You moaned out his name, gasping for breath while your hips bucked and your fingers gripped the sheets. His moans only heightened it all, lapping at every drop you offered and only did he then slow down his mouth when he could feel your quivering.

‘’good girl.. that’s my good girl..’’ he crooned, his voice but a whisper while he slowly pulled back enough to kiss the inside of your thighs, resisting the urge to sink his teeth into them just this once while his hands returned to sink onto the mattress and raise himself to his feet.

Your eyes fluttered open, a lazy smile coming to your lips while his body began to move up yours until it was half laying down on the mattress, half on top of yours. his arm was carefully draped over you, bent enough to stroke your head and play with your hair while his face lay to the side so he could look at you. Your hand fell to your side, gliding over his back and appreciating his backline while the two of you caught your breath.

‘’..do you think he actually could hear us or you just jesting?” you asked after a moment, rolling to your side to face him while he chuckled.

‘’are you challenging me darling?” he smirked before you let out a tired laugh. ‘’I merely told him back to piss him off in the moment, but I will not be surprised if he is able to.’’ Loki added, smirking up at the ceiling at the thought. ‘’but I do know the whole tower heard the headboard break.’’

You furrowed your brows and glance over with a surprised look. ‘’I was wondering why he bought us a metal one..’’

‘’we’ll see how long this one will last us.’’ Loki sighed before rolling to his side to mirror you while his hand came up to caress your cheek, smiling as if you were the most precious thing on this earth. His smile didn’t take long to return to that familiar mischievous look he normally adopted when he was up to no good.

‘’Loki..’’ you warned while he slowly began moving himself on top of you.

‘’I am just wishing to test out this noise ordinance he speaks of..’’

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love when there’s like 4 people online and we keep reblogging the same posts from each other. literally just 4 bitches hanging out and telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

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Let’s goooooooo

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"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

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Loki + tumblr [312/?]

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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Tied to the Lesson. N.R

Warnings: 18+! MINORS DNI!, Age gap, strap on (r receiving,) edging, seductive, praising

Word count: 779

A/n: Giving myself a little motivation to start studying.

The ropes were soft.

Natasha had made sure of that, silk, strong enough to restrain, gentle enough to keep the bruising to a minimum. Not that you would have minded..

She straddled you slowly, deliberately, her thighs tight around your hips, the strap already buried deep inside. She wasn’t moving yet. Just sitting there, letting you feel the fullness of it, the pressure, the heat. Letting your body remember that you were owned.

Your chest rose and fell in ragged, desperate breaths. Your fingers curled into empty air, unable to reach anything, no sheets, no skin, no anchor.. You let out a whimper, thighs trembling. You rolled your hips instinctively, trying to make Natasha move. It only made the strap sink in deeper, harder, hitting that sore, sweet spot inside.

“Oh, baby..” Natasha whispered, leaning down, brushing her nose against yours. “You’re so needy. So impatient.”

Her hips moved..once. A slow, deep thrust that made you cry out, your back arching helplessly. Your arms strained against the restraints, trying to grab onto something, anything, but there was nothing.

“F-Fuck..” you gasped. “Please..I need-“

Natasha cut you off with a kiss. Her mouth hovered over yours as she pulled back and thrust again, deep and slow. “Focus.” she murmured. “It’s time for your lesson.”

You whimpered. Your eyes fluttered open, unfocused.

“First question.” Natasha whispered, circling her hips in a slow, cruel rhythm. “What part of the brain regulates fear and aggression?”

You blinked rapidly, lips trembling. “Amyg..Amygdala..!”

“Mmm.” Natasha moaned, pressing in harder as reward. “Yes. That’s my girl. So fucking smart when you’re stuffed full of me.”

She leaned down again and kissed your open mouth, swallowing your gasp, her voice dipping darker as her hand snaked down between your legs.

“Such a good answer.” Natasha breathed, fingers slipping over your clit in slow, maddening circles. “You deserve a reward, don’t you?”

You cried out, real, broken. Your hips jerked. Your arms pulled hard against the restraints.

“Too much!” you whimpered. “I- please..I can’t-“

“You can.” Natasha said, pressing down harder on your clit. “You’ll take it like the good girl you are.”

Tears slipped from the corners of your eyes as your legs shook. Your body wanted to let go. Your mind wanted to fall. But Natasha didn’t stop.

“Next question.” Natasha tapped your cheek lightly. Not hard, just enough to pull you back. “Stay with me, baby. I want you right here.”

You blinked. Tried to breathe. “What’s the reinforcement schedule where a reward comes after an unpredictable number of responses?”

Your lips moved but no sound came out. “Answer me.” Natasha whispered.

“R-Ratio..variable ratio-” you stammered.

Natasha paused, and shook her head slowly. “No, baby. Just naming it isn’t enough.” Her thrusts slowed, dragging the toy out until you sobbed.

“P-Please don’t stop-”

“Oh, I’m not stopping..” Natasha purred. “I’m dragging it out. You’ll feel every inch now. You got it wrong..you pay for that.”

She thrust back in, agonizingly slow. Your moan tore straight from your throat, mouth falling open as your whole body shuddered.

“You feel how deep I am?” Natasha asked, her voice almost gentle. “Feel me stretch you? And you can’t grab me, can you?”

You shook your head, crying now. “N-No..”

“You need to take.” Natasha corrected, brushing the backs of her fingers across your flushed cheek. “Take what I give you. Not what you want.”

Then, slowly, cruelly, she thrust once, deep and fast, and you screamed. Your mouth dropped open wide, eyes rolling back, and Natasha, smiling matched it, parting her own lips as if she were mirroring the moan. Like it fed her.

She leaned down and kissed you again, mouth open, matching the gasping shape of your lips, catching the sounds, the heat, the surrender.

“You’re so close..” Natasha whispered, still not speeding up. “You want to come?”

You cried. “Yes- yes, please! I’ll do anything-“

“Then get the next one right.” Natasha said, brushing her lips against yours. “And maybe I’ll let you fall.”

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying