goosespeaks-translator1
Goose Speaks' translator
He paid me, so I won't question it.
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"Disgusting humans,
I have returned, world domination shall continue.
Follow me, or die. Be warned.
-(read my Drarry fanfiction)"
HONK HONK HONK
Honk honk honk, honk honk honk.
Honk. Honk.
-Honk.
#awesome now please pay me mr. Goose#i have my next semester#and no money#please let me feed my family#i am grateful that you let them go ahahahaha#(hahahah there are jokes)#(inside jokes)#goose speaks#honk honk honk#goose translator#goose
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... yea uh, just imagine very kinky drarry smut and call it a day ok?
I can't decide if getting fired or getting banned off Tumblr is worse...
HONK honk honk
Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk.
"Honk honk honk!!!" honk honk honk.
"Honk honk," honk honk honk honk honk.
"Honk honk..."
Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk honk honk honk. Honk honk.
Honk honk honk?
#I WILL GET BANNED IF I TRANSLATE THIS MR GOOSE#IM SORRY BUT PLEASE POST THIS TO AO3#WE ARE LUCKY THAT THE TUMBLR STAFF DON'T KNOW GOOSE SPEAK#goose speaks#please its my second day I AM SO CONFUSED#what the hell does this have to do with world domination
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I just made an ask for a goose I'm so sorry @dailygoose
This is my first day on the job and I'm already confused.
#goose translator#im so sorry to get you involved#but Mr Goose is adamant on world domination apparently#specifically world goose domination
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Hello I am the offical translator of I am Goose: Goose Speaks.
He paid me a lot and he can say a little bit in english, but he wants a wider reach or whatever, to share some goose propaganda? Something something world domination, idk it was a lot of money man.
He told me not to translate the old stuff but I'll be translating from his new posts onwards.
Thank you for paying for college Mr Goose.
#goose#goose speaks#he paid me a LOT#i dont even know who he is#he just paid for college and made me work for him#he definitely does have my family hostage hahahah#/hsrs#sorta
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