I need to shit but my asshole hurts too much to.
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MY GIRLFRIEND IS COMING OVER TOMORROW AND IM SUPER FUCKING WHORENEE HELP
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WHAT THE FUCK I READ PINK SANDWICH ๐ฎ๐ข๐ข๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฅบโน๐ฅบ๐๐ณ๐ฒโน๐ฒโน๐ญโน๐ขโน๐ฒโน๐ฒโน๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ข๐ข๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐จ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฅฑ๐ฅ๐ฅฑ๐ฐ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ข๐จ๐ขโน๐ฑ๐ฑโน๐ฅฑ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฎ๐ข๐ฐ๐ข๐ฐ๐ข๐คฏ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฒโน๐ขโน๐ขโน๐ข๐ฐ๐ข๐ฐ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฃ๐ซ๐๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฉ๐คฌ๐ข๐ณ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ฑ๐จ๐ณโน๐ฒ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐ณโน๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ต๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐คจ
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Thy sock boy ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฝ๐น๐ฝ๐น๐ผ๐ฝ๐น๐๐น๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ป๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ป๐ฝ๐ป๐ฝ๐ป๐พ๐น๐ฟ๐น๐๐๐ป๐๐ป๐พ๐ป๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ผ๐๐๐ผ๐พ๐ป๐พ๐ป๐พ๐น๐ฝ๐ป๐ฝ๐ป๐๐๐ป๐ค๐ป๐บ๐น๐บ๐ป๐๐บ๐ฝ๐บ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐พ๐บ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐บ๐ค๐ผโฃ๐๐ฝ๐๐ปโ ๐คฌ๐พ๐บ๐๐บ๐ซ๐๐ข๐๐ข๐จ๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐ป๐ฉ๐ ๐ฟ๐คฌ๐ฅฑ๐คฌ๐ข๐๐ฟ๐๐๐คฌ๐ฅฑ๐ฃ๐ซ๐๐ค๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ๐ฅ๐
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MONSTER ENERGY FUCK ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น
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Nee๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐บ๐น๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐น๐บ๐น๐บ๐น๐บ
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Ahem
I've come to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking WIFE. That's right he took is hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like: PHFFRIHHHHH. that's right baby. All point, no quills no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOON! how do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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