Yeah it’s Goose | She/her | Big fan of 1960s Jazz Saxophonist John Coltrane and also Notorius Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog cant recommend them enough | 20 | Swedish | Aroace | Art tag is #art tag | Talk to me about your day :) | This blog does not support sexism (against any gender), lgbtqa+phobia, ableism, racism or religious discrimination, if you see anything here containing such messages please inform me.
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After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.
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words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box
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Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.
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my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks
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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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hey man dont silly string me along weve gotta silly putty our differences aside and silly band together
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"Top dog" implies the existence of "bottom dog.” This is a service that I am willing to provide.
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Trans bodies are resistance
#adore this artwork and fully agree with the message#but its incredibly funny to combine that statement with a drawing of top surgery scars#what needed to be corrected already is i suppose#that being tits
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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My pronouns are we/us because we’re in this together. Hold my hand
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