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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle

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life advice: NEVER skimp on getting minimum 3 quotes for any major work you're hiring somebody to do for you. some people out there are charging twice as much for shit in the hopes that you're not paying attention to what their competition is doing lol. i know it sucks to turn down the 2 other companies you talk to and it does mean sitting through 3x the number of sales pitches and making 3x the numbers of phone calls. but for real. get 3 quotes. get 5 if you can stand the process. due diligence!!!

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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

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I think it’s funny when summer/spring comes around and all the bug subreddits are full of people posting bug sex asking why two bugs are stuck together

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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oh my god

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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okay

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renamon caked up in some sort of down town metropolitan area for this card art

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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.

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much less alarmed by the 'cognitive impact' of LLM use than I am by the fact that so many people apparently believe your brain can atrophy or permanently lose function in the space of four months because you used fancy sparknotes to write a couple of essays

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obviously to be clear you should care about us imperial aggression because of its victims, the people of the global south who are immiserated and murdered by it. but also if you are at all a fan of living on a habitable planet you should be deeply concerned by what it means for nonproliferation. how could any state that fears the us as a strategic threat, seeing what is happening in iran right now, not conclude that obtaining nuclear weapons is in fact a necessary priority

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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff