Hi hello it's Goot! 32, fae/faem (pronounced like they/them but with an F), still figuring out how to tumblr properly Profile pic made using https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/660170
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馃摚 Ralsei
That's it. That's the post.
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Goot was going to like a post but then the "BUY TUMBLR PREMIUM" or whatever footer popped up and pushed the "new post" button under faer thumb right before fae could tap the right button.
This is worse than the time a website hijacked faer clipboard, because at least that was easily spotted and fixed before hitting "send". At this rate, Goot's gunna forget what post fae were gunna like by the time fae're done writing this one.
At least it's not as bad as when the "press this button!!!!" on the "don't press this button!!!!" sticky note was accidentally torn off and discarded thus rendering the label on the button as "don't BLOW UP THE ENGINE"; thankfully, the engine was nearing its end of life, anyway, but we lost a lot of good crew members that day to bad UI design.
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Okay, Goot has finally beaten chapters 3 and 4! Fae can finally return to the internet and tumblr and
\*sees so much fanart of extra parts that got missed\*
Okay bye internet see you in a few more weeks!
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why do we wear shoes? they're like little prisons for your feet! goblins don't need feet prison, we need to run barefoot through the grass shrieking!
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can you believe it guys? DELTARUNE just a week away! DELTARUNE is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. DELTARUNE just a week away, oh wow! can you believe it? DELTARUNE just in a week! it got here so fast! DELTARUNE just a
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Today is not *wink wink* Opposite Day!
Don't *wink wink* reblog this post!
*wipes faer eye* Oh, sorry, there isn't *wink wink* something in Goot's eye! You should *wink wink* ignore the winking!
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I miss you so much Mira Phronima they would never let you on social media you'd be canceled immediately
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Please enjoy two tiny babies in their first rainstorm.
Video description: two very teeny fawns in the rain. The slightly bigger one prances around before plopping down in a puddle. The smaller one is still figuring out how to walk.
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About a decade ago, Goot learned about IPFS. Seemed like a great idea to solve the link rot associated with HTTP(S) and the Web in general. Links aren't tied to domain holders, who may either let the domain registration lapse or transfer ownership to someone else, or to filename locations, which may be reassigned to another file at the whimsy of the domain holder, or even to any one specific computer, which may just meltdown and explode. IPFS links are derived from the contents of the file itself, which guarantees that the file you ask for is the file you receive. And since that is a guarantee, once you have that file, anyone else can get that file straight from you. And once they have that file, they, too, can deliver it to whomever needs it. Finally, no more link rot! Truly, this is an InterPlanetary File System.
Recently, Goot found some old IPFS links from about that time.
You'll never guess what happened to those links.
#silly#cool#ipfs#the future#was about a decade ago#it's the nutshack#adding tags?#imagine#*scritchyscratch*#*holds perfectly still to avoid#JD VANCE ON APRIL 21 2025 MM MM YUMMY POPE URGH#*shows Goot an unfunny meme*#why would you#don't include that#not adding that
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