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"Our findings revealed that there is an alarming amount of antisemitism within companies, a great deal of which is considered acceptable.

Key findings include:

26% of hiring managers say they are less likely to move forward with Jewish applicants; top reason for negative bias is belief Jews have too much power and control

26% make assumptions about whether a candidate is Jewish based on their appearance

23% say they want fewer Jews in their industry

17% say leadership has told them to not hire Jews

33% say antisemitism is common in their workplace; 29% say antisemitism is acceptable in their company."

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humans appropriated the word “kid” from goats it’s never too late to start referring to babies as grubs

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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parents when they watch a film that isnt shot 100% linearly with every single scene being fully explained with a literal meaning

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hermit crabs be like "this shell is too small" my brother in christ you picked the shell

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i hate that every website is an ‘app’ now i hate that a lot of websites hide a good half of their functionality exclusively on mobile and even then, limit their mobile web features to encourage people to get their apps i hate that apple and the app store has the power to completely decimate the content of numerous websites by blocking their app versions i hate it all so much

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Albert Vanderboom (1867-1926)

I love Rusty Lake, and Albert is one of my favorite Vanderbooms.

I therefore painted this oil portrait which is my interpretation of the original art. I had very much fun playing with all sorts of colors for his skin.

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Rusty Lake Paradise plagues ranked by how messed up David's actions are

9. Diseased Livestock and Boils (I don't think he's in those two)

8. Water to Blood

7. Darkness

6. Hail

5. Locusts

4. Lice

3. Frogs

2. Flies

1. Death of firstborn

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found family trope but they’re all a mess

or: the franchise where i got to shove all my favorite design elements and justify it with “its a weird game”

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Simon Laurent and Albert Vanderboom are the same, in this essay I will-

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Warning: flashing images, blood

Yoooooo guess who just finished her 1st animation ever!

This was largely inspired by one of @remember-the-seasons’ awesome TikToks (link). It’s not particularly fancy animation, but I’m really proud of some parts.

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I was going to make a “Because music killed my grandma ok” joke about Leonard in family band, but apparently the original is actually “because SINGING killed my grandma” :/

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Sometimes life takes away your frogs and you just feel like

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also merman David, as requested by my pal

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A Twitter interaction from a few weeks ago:

So... aro Harvey is canon I guess!

aro flag from harvey's palette ^_^