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All of these boxes are swords that people bought, waiting to be picked up:

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The Grimace has some SERIOUS dance moves!

Also, Optimus Prime seems to use Red Bull and Vodkas as an energy source, not Energon.

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I've seen some shit in my day.

I can now add, "Drunk, twerking Omniman to the list."

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They're playing Barbie by Aqua at the after party.

They get ONE.

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Enough positivity. I would like to extend a full on Sid Vicious punk rawk middle finger to the following groups of people:

* People who pull wagons full of merch through the convention hall on a Saturday

* People whose props or costumes take up twice the space as their bodies do.

* Whomever decided that one beer stand for 130,000 people was adequate.

* The boys in tactical gear with the "THOT PATROL" patches.

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I seem to have happened upon an all-Spider-Man dance party:

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Yes, he's had people toss coins to him:

It's a six foot tall plushie and it's ALIVE!

I found this... Charming:

Showing respect for the classics:

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No shit, Google Maps:

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How is it that I've seen the group of Scooby Doo casual cosplayers 37 times, but the Borderlands cosplayers that I DESPERATELY want a picture of have crossed my path only once?

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I'm calling it early: Barbie is this year's Deadpool.

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Cosplay Highlights, Day 1:

Darla, The Fish Killer:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles:

And the cosplay VIP:

Tiny Space Marine! For the God- Emperor!

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Rando: "Excuse me! Are you a medic?"

Me: "Yes. Yes, I am."

R: "A real medic?"

M: (Puzzled) "Yeees?"

R: "Not a cosplay medic*?"

M: 💡 "No, I take care of people."

R: "Do you have a band aid? One of our friends cut their finger on some broken glass."

* Cosplay medics are gods and goddess that walk the convention floor with sewing supplies, fashion tape, hot glue guns and duct tape to help cosplayers make "emergency" repairs to their costumes.

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Today's step count: 13,000. That number is slightly padded by the fact that I walked a mile to and from my car, rather than take the shuttle bus.

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Aaaaaand there goes the first Sexy Pokémon.

One too many, IMHO.

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Who the hell buys a loot box on the preview day? Loot box purchases are reserved for the last day of con, when you still have a little bit of money left over in your budget, and are about 73% hungover.