gordon-pint
gordon-pint
lol ur mom
132K posts
Hey I'm Ardora or semantics - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - She/Her - smellsliketinyonions is my punk sideblog- 28yo - We respect Ska here - rutabaga
Last active 3 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
gordon-pint · 8 hours ago
Text
The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 
188K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
14K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 8 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
I dunno man I thought it was pretty clear with where it stands, maybe you're just stupid?
3K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 9 hours ago
Text
Anyone else deriving sick sadistic pleasure from ignoring windows update and setup notifications
478 notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 9 hours ago
Text
you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you
93K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 14 hours ago
Text
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
968K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 14 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
just layers and layers to this thing, huh.
7K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 16 hours ago
Video
267K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 16 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
55K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
Thank fuck Circus Peanuts and Cheerios were invented. How else would we have gotten Lucky Charms
5 notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
Dude you can message Bibi directly. You have his personal number!!! This is yet another theatrics from America. I hope Iran did not fall for Trump's melodrama and continue to be on guard weeding out those Mossad pests.
147 notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.
3K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
82K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
320 notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
376K notes · View notes
gordon-pint · 17 hours ago
Text
the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research
22K notes · View notes