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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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I dunno man I thought it was pretty clear with where it stands, maybe you're just stupid?

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Anyone else deriving sick sadistic pleasure from ignoring windows update and setup notifications

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

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just layers and layers to this thing, huh.

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Thank fuck Circus Peanuts and Cheerios were invented. How else would we have gotten Lucky Charms

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Dude you can message Bibi directly. You have his personal number!!! This is yet another theatrics from America. I hope Iran did not fall for Trump's melodrama and continue to be on guard weeding out those Mossad pests.

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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research