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can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

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I thought it was a lump of Philadelphia cream cheese and then you put steak sauce on top like how some people put sweet chilli sauce to make a dip.

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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... But why is your boyfriend "Slim Pickles"?

i love the videos from the new game changer episode because it results in me receiving messages like this from my boyfriend, who doesnt even watch dropout

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lydia davis

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yuri shipping

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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Celebrating !

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Not me being like "Walking? In ngative twenty seven degrees celcius weather, in just combat boots and ripped jeans? Absolute bullshi- *continues reading* -oh, they're Finnish. Makes sense, actually."

Every one of y'all that I've met just really do fucking be like that.

26,9 celsius indoors. We have reached that time of the year where taking a shower feels pointless since you'll be sweaty again before your hair is dry.

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me: it feels like someone's praying on my downfall, german yoda. i've been doing my best to think positively and nothing good is happening

german yoda trying to warn me about a guy named tim: opp tim ist.

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anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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It's been seventeen years since I worked in amature youth theatre.

*stares off into the middle distance*

@ every parent in the world: yes your kid is special because every child is special but they are not specialer than every other child so please be normal about them

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