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Anthony Bridgerton woke up alone ONE TIME after falling asleep with Kate and immediately decided that it is one time too many, and now he makes sure that she cannot move even an inch while he’s asleep so that he always wakes to her

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i mean sure man whatever. the stationary store has fucking pronouns

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i am so fucking happy i can control my thoughts and am not 19 anymore you have no idea

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Klimt + The Addams Family

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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Peeta: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Katniss: Wow. They sound stupid.

Peeta: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Katniss: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Peeta: I guess you’re right. Hey Katniss, I love you.

Katniss: See! Just say that!

Peeta: Holy fucking shit.

Katniss: If that flies over their head then, sorry Peeta, but they're too dumb for you.

Peeta: Katniss.

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hey um this is double-plus ungood

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Please stop posting on AO3 with “I need help finding this fic…” works. I’m seeing this a worrying amount and I fear that it’s due to a very modernized social media view of how AO3 works. Archive of Our Own is an ARCHIVE, not a search engine. You can go on Tumblr, Instagram, TikTok, etc for help finding a fic, but AO3 is intended specifically for fanfiction and fanfiction ONLY. Not only is it against policy, but it is also frustrating to people searching through tags only to find several slots filled with fic searches.

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I love when singers think maybe their song requires a little prerequisite information so they just cover it real fast so everyone’s on the same page. I love that TLC opens No Scrubs quickly reviewing exactly what a scrub is and when ABBA was like “just in case you didn’t know, famed 19th century militant ruler Napoleon Bonaparte was defeated in the battle of Waterloo. We though perhaps not everyone would know that. Alright, so moving on to my love life, which is similar to that actually,”

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Katniss: Do you love me?

Peeta: We’re literally married.

Katniss: Yeah, but as friends or—

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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

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Suzanne Collins needs to write 72 more books asap, I NEED to see every year

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