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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull
I have many qualities
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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On the topic of me posting art, I'm probably gonna start migrating some old work onto here so I have them all in one place. This is Aristotelis, my DnD character. The first picture is his original design, and the second is his design now. He...uh...died in the Trojan War. By... totally war related causes. Nothing embarassing there.
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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”
tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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Attention TTRPG Enjoyers!!!
One of my best friends works on art for a ttrpg company (Dragon Sol) and they are in a competition to be featured in a showcase! They're in the running with Races, Chases, and Standoffs which is actually really cool and seems to be compatible with a lot of ttrpg systems. I have a lot of faith in them and I'd love to see them get the support they deserve.
https://gamefound.com/en/blog/post/rpg-party-choose-the-last-finalist
Feel free to check out the poll and consider voting for them, I know how much work they put into this and I'd love to see it pay off.
#ttrpg#indie ttrpg#ttrpg community#ttrpg design#tabletop#roleplaying games#tabletop games#tabletop gaming#tabletop rpg#tabletop roleplaying#dnd5e#dnd#dungeons and dragons#races chases and standoffs#roleplay#rpg#indie rp#indie artist#polls#shadowdark#shadow dark#shadowdark rpg#art#work in progress#please please please#vote#lgbtqia#lgbtq
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Attention TTRPG Enjoyers!!!
One of my best friends works on art for a ttrpg company (Dragon Sol) and they are in a competition to be featured in a showcase! They're in the running with Races, Chases, and Standoffs which is actually really cool and seems to be compatible with a lot of ttrpg systems. I have a lot of faith in them and I'd love to see them get the support they deserve.
https://gamefound.com/en/blog/post/rpg-party-choose-the-last-finalist
Feel free to check out the poll and consider voting for them, I know how much work they put into this and I'd love to see it pay off.
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Reblogging this to add that the poll ends on June 16th! and also, I'm posting W.I.P. art to sweeten the deal.
Oooooou you want to go vote sooo badlyyy :3
Attention TTRPG Enjoyers!!!
One of my best friends works on art for a ttrpg company (Dragon Sol) and they are in a competition to be featured in a showcase! They're in the running with Races, Chases, and Standoffs which is actually really cool and seems to be compatible with a lot of ttrpg systems. I have a lot of faith in them and I'd love to see them get the support they deserve.
https://gamefound.com/en/blog/post/rpg-party-choose-the-last-finalist
Feel free to check out the poll and consider voting for them, I know how much work they put into this and I'd love to see it pay off.
#ttrpg#indie ttrpg#ttrpg community#ttrpg design#tabletop#roleplaying games#tabletop games#tabletop gaming#tabletop rpg#tabletop roleplaying#dnd5e#dnd#dungeons and dragons#races chases and standoffs#roleplay#rpg#indie rp#indie artist#polls#shadowdark#shadow dark#shadowdark rpg#art#work in progress#please please please#vote#splatoon#lgbtqia#lgbtq
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How to Be The Dominant Male in Any Situation
Let's say you walk into a party.
You are wet and pathetic. Not only are you a worm, but even among worms you are the runt of the litter.
There's a way to fix that. Even you can be the alpha male in every situation you're in. Here's how:
Alpha Male Rule 1: Stand Tall or Very Short
In some things in nature, like rats and giraffes, the biggest creature in is leader.
However, in other things in nature, like the mafia, which has large goons but a small boss, the smallest creature is the leader.
You need to lean into whichever option is closest to you. If you are almost short, try wearing a big suit like a mob boss would wear to also make yourself wider like a mob boss. If are you almost tall, like I am, trying wearing these bad boys:
Now, I know what you're thinking: "High heels?? But isn't that for women???" Women have been hiding them from us men because they are afraid of how powerful we would be with them. But, why do women alone get to augment so much about themselves?? Look at all the eyeliner and mascara they need to even begin to mimic the power and seductiveness of our male eyelashes:
So, let's take a look at how we're doing now having applied just this one piece of advice:
It's a whole new situation. Let's move onto rule 2:
Alpha Male Rule 2: Always Get What You Want But Never Ask For It
I notice the man next to me has cookies. I would like one. Not only that, but there's also a woman next to me, watching. Asking another man for a cookie is extremely un-alpha behavior, so here's how you go about this situation:
1) Point out that someone else has something that you want
2) Cry until they give it to you
If everything has gone according the plan, you now have a cookie, and the woman is thinking something like this:
Let's move onto the last rule.
Alpha Male Rule 3: Always Up the Ante
Whatever you want to do or say, do or say it at least 3 times as hard as a regular person. When your coffee is $3, you should give $9 to show how wealthy you are. When you say "I'll be back in 5 minutes" you should actually be back in 15 minutes -- but really, you should say "I'll be back in 15 minutes" and be back in 45 minutes.
You should also start every task at step 3 rather than step 1. So, a normal (read: beta) guy might tell a girl "I think you're pretty" and then later ask "will you be my girlfriend?' But you should just say this:
99% of women will say yes, but if she needs further convincing, it can be helpful to offer her a small present, like a trinket or snack.
Congratulations. You have now learned how to be the most dominant male in any situation. Here are a few more tips for the road:
Claim to be descended from an ancient king or emperor. You can make a map or your lineage and fold it up to carry it in your pocket, so that you may unfold it whenever it needs to be presented.
If a woman takes a genuine interest in you, do the full body blush animation rising from bottom to top like you're a cup filling up, then run away, leaving behind a small cloud and a few speed lines. The idea that woman can actually like you is a lie perpetuated by Big Women.
If you want to further increase your height, try wearing bunny ears.
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doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???
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Battling Baigujing!
I have had a need to draw Bai Gu Jing and Wukong once again, so I wanted to draw Wukong fighting against her undead skeleton army! It was so much fun, enjoy!
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Had some practice with simple art after the break
Pi pi pi (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
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