gotheej - Tumblr blog

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getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

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when i was a child i thought ‘male enhancement’ pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought

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They are adding a new stage of grief called "posting."

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this is my account and i get to be suicidal whenever i want

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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Welcome to my sexual bowling alley

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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie

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in my next life can i just please be a iridescent seashell on the beach please

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i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

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did anybody else get the slut autism