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pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

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the drip finally stops

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People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

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Jellyfish, Bermuda Life on Earth, David Attenborough 1979

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Joy Episalla, TV series, 2005-present

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me: *cups my hand around my butthole, farts in it and then throws it in my dads face*

me: get used to it, buddy. this is the america joe biden wants

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She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

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the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

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“mental illness isn’t artistic or romantic” should be something told to NTs when they treat mental illnesses like a trope, not to mentally ill people who express themselves through art and relate to brainweird aesthetics

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This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

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we don’t have the heart to tell him, rachel hall // the infinite blacktop, sara gran // a ghost story, dir. david lowery (2017) // life after death, damien echols // untitled, valentin gallet // metaphor & memory, cynthia ozick // untitled, jim carroll.

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