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I have been playing the demo of this game and highly recommend it to everyone. The character design alone justifies the entire thing.

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Playing a tabletop RPG where being married is mechanically represented as a persistent status condition and the evil wizard trying to dispel your party's buffs accidentally gives you a divorce.

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Walter Molino

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

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"Wolf" by Akira Toriyama, originally published in Akira Toriyama - The World (January 15, 1990)

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tangerine sometimes begs by purring, which is both cute and very in-character for him. He approaches already assuming you will give him ice cream, and already delighted to have earned it.

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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Hitmen near me

Low-budget hitmen near me

Hitmen who won't snitch near me

Killing someone without cool one-liner cost benefit analysis

Do I have to pay extra for hitman with cool one-liner

Hitman cool one-liner copyright law

Lawyer willing to sue hitman near me

Do I have to pay extra for lawyer with cool one-liner

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I saw a pin at a craft fair that said "Die Mad" on a salt shaker but imo it was clear from the framing that it meant like, telling someone else to die mad, and that's not what I want. But I do now badly want a pin that's "die mad" in a like, "I will die mad" way. You cannot force complacency on me. I WILL be mad about this until I die.

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A fictional guy should only be made blonde to signify that there's something wrong with him

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hm. not so sure about that one, google.

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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everyone trying to minimise their intake of microplastics is going to be so mad when we invent the blood filter that can extract it and everyone who was plasticmaxxing gets a cool toy made from their poison blood as a souvenir