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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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My thing is that I'm frequently like. A little bit Spacey. A little bit Confused. But I'm also distinctly Not Stupid so you just get this vibe of me never knowing wtf is going on except for my moments of total clarity about something completely unrelated. I'm just not here I'm somewhere else

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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None of the Silicon Valley tech bro AI types would last 5 minutes on SCP forums

idk if this is just the Autism Logic speaking, but all those ""cognitohazard"" thought experiments are just so dumb to me. like yeah, what IF there's an evil supercomputer in the future that'll torture you if you don't help build it. sick, dude. i can make things up too, what if there was a mole man living under your house and he burrowed up through your floor and ate you. ooga booga. spiral into insanity now please

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Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this

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obligatory post today

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier