i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
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In a universe parallel to this one, you and I stay up some nights, holding hands in bed, worrying about all the versions of ourselves that don’t end up together. Parallel You says, “Somewhere we never even kiss.” Parallel Me says, “Somewhere we never even touch.“ Parallel You supposes that the universe in which we never cross paths must be a kinder one than the universe where we make the effort to love each other and fail at it so miserably that we part ways and never speak again. Parallel Me says, “That universe doesn’t exist.” Parallel You says, “That’s not how this works.”
trista mateer (via tristamateer)
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your early 20s is super weird because i know a girl who works for the UN and knows classified america secrets but i also know a dude whos middle name on facebook is ‘kush’
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He thinks he’s being all clever trying to sneak up on me. Bless him. 😍🙊 #pug #pugs
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when you can’t find your phone and you have to leave in two minutes
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do pigeons sometimes forget they can fly or what
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this is the sweetest thing my eyes have ever seen😱😭💕
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