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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

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Source: The New York Tattler, December 31, 1909.

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May the relentless forces of misfortune, calamity, and cosmic inconvenience conspire in perfect harmony to ensure that every conceivable stroke of bad luck, misstep, and catastrophic failure finds its way to you with unerring precision and unwavering persistence.

hey

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Perhaps she should try the chimney, I hear that works…

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The Mari Lwyd running to your door so it can decimate you with its sick rhymes

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33% of this site saying fucking a corpse is ethical…. be so fr right now…….. like no wonder this site used to have a major cp problem. degenerates.

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bro LMFAOOOO

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americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

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Literally

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In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

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i'll never forgive pro-milk propaganda. it's not that milk is terrible for you or anything but the benefits are greatly exaggerated on behalf of the industry