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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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sometimes im shocked how gay they actually are looking back. this is their FIRST INTERACTION.

someone please tell me they see the tension i see, like im not delusional right

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Oh you guys are fine with lusting for the literal corpse but the second I call Caleb or Herman hot people look at me weird

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Thinking about that one drawing of Torbek on his Period

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TUNE INTO THE MADNESS

Speedpaint bellow! Tw: flashing

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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i had two perverts advising me at all times

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bit of an informal interview

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(the second of my two pieces for the @womenofthearchiveszine which releases today!! check it outtt :-) )

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Curious, I haven’t really seen any real trend among aspec people and the ship tropes they do like, however I think I kinda seen a trend in what they dislike. So in the tags tell me if you’re aspec (ace and/or aro) and if you dislike soulmates, and I mean the most straightforward romantic non subverted kind (but if there are versions you like feel free to elaborate)

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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isn't it beautiful that the first words taako ever said to his future husband were "what's your name I'm about to tentacle your dick"

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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Who would win the motivation to draw coming back after 2 weeks or The Job

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ICEBOUND!!! trying to fit them all into one canvas is so hard. why is jornir so tall

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Opinion on orcs?

indifference but everyone seems to draw them with fat uncut hogs so i have to thank them for their service

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is there a canon description of garou's human form anywhere aside from kremy's little fake-out cuz i've kinda just been picturing him like this