kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.
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Shine bright like a washed nintendog
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alexa slap this ass
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?
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this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here
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this is the PEAK of advertising
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i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes
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sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen
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