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“Mr. Squidward! I should-”

“KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!”

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plankton is basically DIO anyway

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hear me, KRABS,                         when I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,                                                           I’LL RUN YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

independent sheldon j. plankton of spongebob squarepants, penned by toxi. oc & crossover friendly!

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[RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI!]

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“I hope you know that yer break from the mayor is going out of yer paycheck, Mr. Squidward!” The crab had to chime that in quickly.

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happy annoy squidward day

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As off guard as Eugene was, he quickly shook his head as he shifts his gaze back at Scrooge with a smug look. “Richest duck in the world, eh? Geez, I wonder why, considerin’ yer name bein’ Scrooge of all things! Ar, ar-ar-ar-ar!” Ironic statement from the crustacean, but what else could he juggle with?

"Wee-hoo!" Looks like the greedy crab himself has found his way into Scrooge's pool of gold! He wasn't gonna hesitate in diving right in, almost like his pupils were solid dollar signs. "Just I wait 'til I get back with me new pot o gold! I'll be swarmin' in all this money!!" He was a little too loud on that part, however! @grabbyxcrank

Scrooge McDuck heard some commotion going on in his Money Bin and he decided to investigate. And when he saw the greedy crab swimming around in his money, he started to get steamed

“And what do you think you’re doing in me Money Bin you thieving crustacean?!”

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Mr. Krabs hows your daughter Pearl?

“First of all, I wanna thank you for checkin’ up on me daughter Pearl! She’s doin’ definitely fine, that’s for sure! And no siree, she has not been gettin’ into any sort of trouble!”

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Thieving crustacean? That was enough to get Eugene to dart his eyes right to Scrooge, only to fold his arms right in front of him.

“Your money bin? Over me dead claws, ye ol’ duck!” Came his retort once he popped right out of the pool of money. “Fer yer information, I found this money bin fair and square! Unless it’s yours, then in that case, yer defense system be worser than Plankton’s!”

"Wee-hoo!" Looks like the greedy crab himself has found his way into Scrooge's pool of gold! He wasn't gonna hesitate in diving right in, almost like his pupils were solid dollar signs. "Just I wait 'til I get back with me new pot o gold! I'll be swarmin' in all this money!!" He was a little too loud on that part, however! @grabbyxcrank

Scrooge McDuck heard some commotion going on in his Money Bin and he decided to investigate. And when he saw the greedy crab swimming around in his money, he started to get steamed

“And what do you think you’re doing in me Money Bin you thieving crustacean?!”

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What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?

“You see this thing here?” Eugene had immediately pulled out a dollar. “This here is what prompted me to build a second Krusty Krab! When one’s full, I can just have another for more customers! And more customers in two Krusty Krabs means double the money!” 

“Long story short; MONEY! Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!”

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*: ･ﾟ✧   reign season one ep one.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!

“ take that plate away!”

“ you must leave immediately.”

“ this was an assassination attempt.”

“ you were nearly poisoned.”

“ i don’t know if i’m ready.”

“ be careful. there are ghosts there.”

“ they say the halls are filled with them. tortured souls.”

“ i didn’t see any ghosts.”

“ but what if they saw you?”

“ we’ve been looking for you everywhere. tough to find you.”

“ so, [name], how’s the mood?”

“ is your mother in there?”

“ there are those who say too many alliances make a king look weak.”

“ i’m told i was needed.”

“ you don’t sound very enthusiastic.”

“ she had skinny legs, a missing front tooth and strong opinions.”

“ the opinions you can ignore.”

“ i may not have been born with a crown, but this country relies on my money.”

“ your wedding won’t happen until i say so.”

“ i’m on your side. always.”

“ that’s disgusting.”

“ what do your visions say about my future?”

“ tell me, [name], what have you seen?”

“ i’ve had fleeting images, but as yet, their meaning is unclear.”

“ perhaps if you were more specific about your concerns.”

“ is that what bothers you? her power?”

“ i’ve just had a vision. i see you, beheaded at my command.”

“ said with gratitude for the secrets we share.”

“ be patient. answers will come.”

“ we missed you so much.”

“ oh, [name], those can’t all be clothes.”

“ we’ll certainly enjoy the hunt. what about you?”

“ i don’t believe it.”

“ the castle seems bigger. is that possible? and you, too, of course.”

“ what is it? you’ve had a vision.”

“ you know what i’d like to do? explore.”

“ not anymore. no one comes up here.”

“ at least i’m trying to learn.”

“ when you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous, yes.”

“ but did you make all these? why?”

“ i can’t help thinking that every man, even a king, should have some kind of skill.”

“ well, you’re going to be a great ruler some day. isn’t that enough?”

“ i meant a real skill. one that i didn’t inherit, wasn’t given to me, and can’t be taken away.”

“ but i’d save you.”

“ that’s a very kind offer. i hope i never have to take you up on it.”

“ did anyone see you come in here?”

“ nothing’s changed here. nothing has to.”

“ i brought you something, to decorate your [object] with.”

“ now’s not a good time.”

“ you shouldn’t be here.”

“ why do you sound so… are you alone?”

“ let him go. do not go into those woods. do you hear me?”

“ why not? what’s in those woods?”

“ i quite like the way mud feels underfoot.”

“ maybe you’ll be sent back to the nuns. for misbehaving.”

“ you’re cheeky.”

“ you come from former servants. my, what a rise your people have made.”

“ i do love a success story.”

“ stay and tell me all about it.”

“ you don’t believe that.”

“ maybe it runs in the family.”

“ hello? is anyone here?”

“ taste of love and sorrow, but don’t drink the wine. don’t.”

“ who are you?”

“ come dance with me. take off your shoes. come on. dance with me.”

“ the ritual, the ceremony, the mystery. aren’t you curious?”

“ i’ve been wanting to talk to you.”

“ when you came to my room, i- i shouldn’t have said what i did.”

“ how awful must you find me to do this?”

“ it’s not you. you’re - you’re beautiful, and clever and unpredictable, but it doesn’t matter.”

“ gossip poisons too.”

“ [name]’s been executed. he was beheaded this morning.”

“ there was nothing i could do. i was too late.”

“ i don’t know who to believe or who to trust.”

“ i… i am so sorry, [name.]”

“ you’re the reason he’s dead.”

“ anyone who’s close to you lives in constant danger.”

“ we’re disposable, all of us.”

“ i need you. you’re my friend.”

“ i will protect you.”

“ you can’t even protect yourself.”

“ i’ll do better. i promise.”

“ i’m sorry. it’s just been so hard. so much harder than i thought it would be.”

“ you’re not alone here.”

“ you can tell me. i think i know already.”

“ he’s dead. leave it be, i beg of you.”

“ you can’t behave like this.”

“ can’t you see what’s at stake here?”

“ what if i told them that? then this would be over.”

“ someday, maybe, if…!”

“ i can’t do this. i won’t.”

“ have your visions altered?”

“ you cannot relent. you must continue to sacrifice.”

“ i don’t know who you are, or why you hide, but your warning saved me.”

“ danger surrounds me here, and i am in your debt… are you in danger too?”

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“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.”

Indie Mr. Krabs of Spongebob Squarepants | OC/Crossover Friendly | SFW | Penned by Nico

Ar, ar-ar-ar-ar!

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Reblog if your muse would pick a fight in a parking lot at 3am

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SpongeBob SquarePants  {Sentence Starters}

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.”

“Well, at least I still have my personality.”

“It feels like somebody… wants to sell me something!”

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.”

“The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma.”

“We finally got enough people for a seven-mile spanking machine!”

“Fine. I guess you’re gonna miss the… panty raid.”

“You just can’t WAIT for me to die, can you?”

“Firmly grasp it in your hand. Firmly GRASP IT!”

“Well, I gotta admit, that slowed me down.”

“Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly. “

“Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”

“Goodbye, everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

“It took three days to make that potato salad…three days!”

“I’m ugly and I’m proud.”

“Chocolate? Chocolate! CHOCOLATE!”

“F is for fire that burns down the whole town! U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!”

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?”

“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.”

“Do instruments of torture count?”

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”