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Did we grow up with the same franchise?...

If you vote false, please elaborate, exept if what you're gonna say invloles someone under the age of consent, in which case you shouldn't even vote because I don't care

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Well I hope it can be more enjoyable than this

Goodnight

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This was 8 days ago, I'm at work

Goodnight

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I pity you then

I say I hate politics but then I have the urge to post something so political

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I had stew for dinner and I've been replaying the game. You may feast, my children.

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How would you know what I meant when even I don't know what I meant?

I say I hate politics but then I have the urge to post something so political

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If you vote false, please elaborate, exept if what you're gonna say invloles someone under the age of consent, in which case you shouldn't even vote because I don't care

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Okay cool

*would want to become a villain alongside him

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Well if you're smart enough you just might

being able to access tumblr.com at school might just be the worst thing to ever happen to me. what do you mean i can sit in class and scroll through batjokes yaoi instead of taking biology notes???

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Batman is kinkier than the Joker confirmed

People ashamed of shipping brutal Batjokes... dont be. Its amazing.

I just decided to rebinge some comics and holy shit. I never processed just how fucked up Joker was in his early days, and he was still working out all his kinks. He wasn't making these big flashy plans to get Batmans attention, no, this was when he was truly killing for the purpose of wanting to.

Brave and the bold (2023) is a good example for what I'm trying to show here. The shit Joker does in that is crazy and it goes in DETAIL.

I mean he beats the living crap out of Batman, since he's also figuring out his own act at this point. Everyone is clearly petrified of this guy and Batman should just wanna throw him into a dingy cell to suffer for the crap he did. But he doesn't want to! Instead, he finds himself trying to find that high from the altercation at the bridge again, the one where he was trembling in his armour and death was staring right at him.

Joker didn't fall inlove first. Batman did.

Bruce doesn't just want Joker to suffer, he wants to suffer with him. He wants them to fight, to roll around on cold wet concrete and claw at eachother until they are both red and it'll be the most intimate thing Batman has experienced. Being smothered with someone else's blood, a body underneath him, breath just as laboured as his own.

And he'd lean down, probably. Checking his heartbeat, as if he couldn't see he was alive from the way his pupils grew 10 sizes. And then he'd relax his muscles, but it'd be such a little change you wouldn't be able to tell, but Joker would. And he'd push the Bat off of him, and he'd run away, and it'd start all over again.

Edit: just wanted to say that the, "Being smothered with someone elses blood, body underneath him, breath just as laboured as his own." Segment was supposed to be read like "Being drenched in the blood of a body underneath me that is still alive and breathing just as hard as i am." As in, Batman takes pleasure in being able to beat Joker raw but have his heart still beating underneath him. He loves getting him specifically to the brink of death whilst still not losing sleep over it (unless ofcourse he finds a bit TOO much pleasure in it.)

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Don't tell me what to do I wanna know what the fuck is going in

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do people not understand the concept of consent anymore? when the whole debate on AI voices started up and voice actors were saying it was bad, everyone started going "ummm but what about Hatsune Miku??" like it was some gotcha, when no, actually, Hatsune Miku is not bad because she was made with consent. the issue is not "people's voices are being used to make art and that's bad", the issue is "people's voices are being used to make art WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, AGAINST THEIR WILL. WHICH IS BAD."

if somebody at work steals your food, the issue is not that somebody ate your food, the issue is that somebody ate your food WITHOUT ASKING YOU AND OBTAINING YOUR PERMISSION FOR IT. if they ASKED you, and you said sure you can have some, then there is no issue. and JUST AS IMPORTANTLY, it ALSO means that it is an INSANE leap to assume that this means from now on everyone should be able to take everyone's food whenever they want because there's nothing inherently wrong with it and "well this person said yes so I'm going to assume everybody else will also say yes". my god. do we all collectively need to sit down and watch a dvd on how to learn to share and gracefully accept when people say they don't want you to do something

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I just gave the son of my two bnha ocs the quirk of being able to absorb store and release heat from his body and he's like really good with weapons so he can like literally touch and knead molten metal and glass to make weapons so umm... And his future boyfriend is a redhead

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

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What is going onn