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lush is fine and they have nice soap but going in there is like a minefield of bohemia like if one of the employees doesnt lunge at me asking me if i wanna sample goat lotion or whatever the shit i end up wheeling into some woman dressed in five blankets and knocking the pot of mud out of her hands onto the floor which causes her to scream at an operatic high c for several minutes

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smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

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Why are people like this? Why can’t we be happy about all the representation that’s finally coming in the superhero genre? 🙄😒

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Toasted whole grain bread with peanut butter, COCONUT BUTTER, pb+coconut butter and fruit. If you haven’t had coconut butter yet you are seriously missing out. It’s so, so, so yummy!!

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I honestly gagged my high school and they didn’t deserve it. I brought life to the school when some girl found me online and outed me to everyone (didn’t really know her or her reason besides she was really bored and jealous) and then again when I showed up to a Halloween party wearing 6-inch red pumps in my lady gaga costume … I wish I still had that look

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I can imagine Zeus as a Kris Jenner type figure of his day and he exploited his wealthy family’s life and drama for fame and notoriety 

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Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

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im having an asthma attack

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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

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It’s the cops who need to learn how to behave around citizens and how to de-escalate the conflict peacefully. They have always thought that the only way to solve the situation is to tase a person or to beat him to death, or to shoot him. They are trained to do this, but never trained how to negotiate and help people in a peaceful way. Kids shouldn’t be taught how to interact with police, because no matter how polite you can be, you can always end up dead if the police officer fears for his life.

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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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amazing, truly

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source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers

In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change your email or you will pretty much be…

banned

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Plant-filled San Francisco apartment | photos by Jessica Henry

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There are three rules.

1. If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it. 

2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 

3. If you do not step forward, you will remain in the same place. 

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insp.