but please don't fall so hard that you start to resent every second stuck in the present...
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"dearest mother, it is with the heaviest of hearts that I must confess to you a most grievous misfortune: I have, alas, succumbed to a cruel wave of nausea, and in my weakened state, I was unable to restrain the violent rebellion of my stomach. the very contents of my being have been most unceremoniously expelled, leaving me in a state of despair and fragility. I beg your pardon for burdening you with such unseemly tidings, but I fear I am in dire need of both your guidance and your sympathy in this, my hour of ailment."
translation: "mom, i threw up :("
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feeding the 3 other goldenvanilla fans. I see them more as a qpr but whatever
I think it's interesting they have really similar technological advancements.. gc with the digital stuff and pv with the wafflebots [esp the visual style of the holograms crepe uses]
for those who went to the bottom. I'm also welcoming drawing requests about them. asks or replies
#there is one person on earth who gets it and its you#goldenvanilla qpr is real and true and correct#crk
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average shadow milk poster does not know who shadow milk is fundamentally as a person
im so close to blocking shadow milk/shadowvanilla as tags which is sad because i do genuinely think hes a good character and that their dynamic is interesting. but its so hard when everyones so fundamentally wrong about everything. why are were turning an in-text abusive relationship into cute fluffy yaoi i feel fucking insane
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im so close to blocking shadow milk/shadowvanilla as tags which is sad because i do genuinely think hes a good character and that their dynamic is interesting. but its so hard when everyones so fundamentally wrong about everything. why are were turning an in-text abusive relationship into cute fluffy yaoi i feel fucking insane
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sorry what the fuck do you mean there were leaks in july for keywords in the silent salt update and one of them was IRON MAIDEN
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and the funniest thing is it isnt a New interest. i was really into crob before crk was even announced and i stopped playing crob and crk back in late 2021 and then stopped thinking about them. until like april. thats when i was possessed by a dark specter telling me to reinstall kingdom and now cookie run is a fully fledged special interest
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every day i feel like i have to apologize to my normal mutuals for suddenly getting extremely fixated on cookie run like 5 months ago but im not actually sorry. im having fun. if you cant take me at my cookie run you dont deserve me at my. um. actually i think im this annoying about most of my interests
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you are a misogynist how is it lost on you that you are being straight up fucking misogynistic. i want to go to whatever planet this persons from where people care more about a woman than they do a man. please god it sounds like heaven on earth
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prune juice i forgot to post & sunflower cookie because i wish she was real
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#crk#prune juice cookie#sunflower cookie#i will forever grieve no sunflower cookie but i cant be too sad. i am olive cookies#NUMBER ONE DEFENDER.#olive cookie haters will be boiled. yoy cant handle her cuteness#& also i can just make sunflower my oc now. lol#tinkerings
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MY FAVORITE OLD COOKIES
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affocacao is just one of those things that feels self explanatory to me. Inherently gay to be an advisor manipulating and isolating the depressed king for your own ends and then staging a coup where you get his daughter to attempt to kill him for the second time
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Awwww you miss your stupid little advisor who tried to have you killed Awwwwww
i keep thinking about the animation where dark cacao has a whole like breakdown upon smelling the affogato incense
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i keep thinking about the animation where dark cacao has a whole like breakdown upon smelling the affogato incense
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