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if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city
#however dead parent jokes will ALWAYS be funny imo#i dont have dead parsnts but i have several friends who do. i dont think i have ever Not found a dead parent joke funny
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#i was just watching a video that talked about how evil plea bargains really are#and the fact that police & prosecution assert that is a Kindness that plea bargains exist#they act like it is a Loophole#when you literally have a Constitutional Right To A Fair Trial#forget that the trials themselves are almost never fair. at least 10% of cases have a brady violation#thats just the ones judges Agree are bradg violations#over 50% of wrongful convictions contain a brady violation#but plea bargains also Literally deny you your Constitutional Right to a trial.#they threaten you!!! they literally are a threat!!! either you accept this plea bargain of however many years or you take it to trial#and if you lose youre sent to prison for even longer!!!!!#thats fucked!!!!! thats genuinely fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plea deals are not an OUT they are not a KINDNESS they are not a MERCY.#plea deals are a THREAT
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i hope the book opens with malcolm polstead dying badly and he never gets talked about again & i hope marcel delamare has a horrible day in a way that is entertaining for me & i hope alice lonsdale gets 5946959596050262728 dollars for everything philip pullman has put her through & i hope olivier bonneville continues to be strange and unusual and horny & i hope pantalaimon can CATCH A FUCIING BREAK & most importantly i hope philip pullman blows up and dies
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ok no its just the preorder it comes out october 23rd
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THE ROSE FIELD WAS FINALLY ANNOUNCED AND RELEASED AND I DIDNT FIND OUT UNTIL ALMOST A WEEK LATER?
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throwback to the silly tigerstar pencil case idea
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rewatched madagascar 3 so here's a chantel dubois inspired mapleshade
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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
#ive judged many a book by its cover#figuratively and literally. and you know what?#judging books by their covers means i never read harry potter ❤️ thought those covers were uglaaaaayyy
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American Mink | Tobin Brown
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Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
#people in the notes are so up in arms about this lmfaooooo#me when i get mad about 12 year olds doing a normal fun thing to express their enjoyment of something
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ABZÛ • (dev. Giant Squid)
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wow, first "trans men are the men of the trans community" is anti-transmasc, then "i'd choose the bear" is anti-transmasc, now "birthday boy" is anti-transmasc -- it's almost as though any criticism of men (not even trans men, men in general!!!) that doesn't leave a footnote saying "trans men specifically are immune to participating in this misogynistic behaviour and have no privilege over trans women" is immediately spun as transphobic towards trans men. it's almost as if this is all just a massive cover to enable them to keep being transmisogynistic to trans women without complaint!
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You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person
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wait, i'm a little confused, how does the shiny gene work in porygon then? if it's completely artificial, did silph decide to add that in manually?
no force upon this earth is greater than the whims and humor of a scientist beneath the thumb of a corporate monolith
nah i'm kidding. what's really going on is that, for a gene to be a consistent across ALL beings that share an ancestry, it's pretty much baked into what it means to be that kind of living being. although porygon is artificially coded, it was still built by manually programming a genome that contains the shiny gene.
there's a pretty popular theory right now that what makes something a pokemon is the presence of a certain type of bioenergy (the same kind that devon processes into what they've named "infinity energy"), and being infused with that energy is how nonorganic objects such as gears and pokéballs become pokemon. this same theory then claims in tandem that the genes shared across all pokemon are directly tied into this energy. it's something that will probably take us many more years to fully understand, though.
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joined a local fantasy book club so id have something to get out of the house and do. its me and 5 middle aged mothers 😭 hopefully theyre nice. the first meeting is tuesday
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i love being a doll. dolls are the best thing in the world
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Personally I'm an action figure and not a doll but I support you ✌️ You do you man
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I love being an action figure. action figures are the best thing in the world
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i couldnt stand being a doll lol. love being an action figure so bad
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can you all make your own post
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okay, can we talk about the infighting in the toys community?
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