she/her * not actually in grad school anymore, but maybe I'll go back one day Here to scream into the void, gush about my cat, and see how long it takes my friends to realize I made a Tumblr.
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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STS-4: re-entry and landing flight plan


Deorbit and re-entry track.

The 16 minute communications blackout area over Hawaii.


The approach and landing at Runway 22 of the Edwards Air Force Base, California.
Date: July 4, 1982
Drew Granston: link, link, link, link, link
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Ive seen people be like in modern fantasy like "oh the pritagonists can just look up spells on their phone how do you solve that"
Imma be honest most people who go on recipe websites and book every recipe they see don't even use them lmao why would with be different
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Have you played You Must Sneak Human Remains Into Disney World ?
By James d'Amato
You Must Sneak Human Remains into Disney World is a comedy stealth game about the distressingly common practice of people sneaking human remains into Disney parks with the intent of leaving them behind. Players take on the role of a group of Guests all working to plant human remains in the park.
Using the wholly original Magic Triblong Progress Clock™ to track their progress, they must evade park security controlled by the Imagineer and escape with their lives!
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Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane
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Took me a moment to realize the video was sped up, I just thought that spider was BOOKIN' it
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.
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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit
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