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I want to write so bad. I open word document. word document unleashes a psychic attack and I forget how the english language works

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no small part of the issue with the way people use twink is that it's becoming so dissociated from its origin that a lot of people, especially non-queer people, don't even realize it's explicitly a queer thing

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me: *posting* "shlonking on girl penis with the ladies"

evil advisor: "and what of the men my lady? they may feel you aren't posting about them enough"

me: "trivial, they are beneath me and not worthy of my posting, let them grumble"

evil advisor: *secretly preparing the callout post to stir discontent amongst the masses* "very well my lady"

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I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

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hey trans people

yknow when you’re trans and you are just having a trans time and transitioning all over the place ok the cis people have stopped reading at this point. at 9:45 change into your insect costumes

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I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist

(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)

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yknow, i used to be vers. a vers bottom, even. sure, i'd flip fuck every once in a while *crowd raucously cheers and claps* -- thank you, yeah, thanks -- but the catcher's mitt was my home turf, know what i mean ? that's where the magic happened. but nowadays -- now that, yknow, nobody wants to work anymore -- i happen to be a vers top. that's how the cookie crumbles, folks. i tried to take it slow, changed my grindr profile to Vers, but yknow what happens when you tell people, when you put it out there to, yknow, these puppygirls and catboys and all them, that you're versatile, you say you swing both ways, and all they hear is Top. they say there's a top shortage, right ? *crowd boos and sneers* that's right. so i don't even bother anymore. what they don't tell you, alright -- what they don't teach you these days is that it takes some real vulnerability to be the top. yeah, that's right. when you're a bottom, you think, yknow, this is as vulnerable as it gets, right? to have someone inside of me ? *crowd erupts with laughter* but through that same mechanism, the bottom experiences desire internally, that's the secret. and for the top, it's external-- the top has to extend desire, has to make desire known -- to reach out there, hands exposed to the void between hearts, and say: i want you *crowd gasps, shuffles nervously in their seats* and that's it, folks. that's all she wrote. tops- topping, from that precipice, is the endless enumeration of ways to want. and that's why nobody wants to do it anymore.

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ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his automail arm, didn't know he committed alchemy's greatest taboo

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we have entered

momo monday

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whered my puppy go

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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