grailedvessel

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these shenanigans are super fun but it’s 3 am so i’m gonna head to bed sjfgk more chaos tomorrow i guess lmao

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graileddisguise:

“Nu uh! Still over a thousand year’s older then you! Soo I can still claim you as my dearest daughter~”

“Besides! Baguette and Momber sound adorable~! Just like how you look my dearest daughter!”

“That doesn’t count! If you died at nineteen, you’re nineteen!”

“Who even names their daughter after food in the first place?! I’m not your daughter!”

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mortalshinobi:

The Archer turns the breaded shrimp in the frying pan, stirring it, not having paid attention to the padding feet coming behind him, having actually fully expected a “gao” and not an actual human voice, causing him to nearly drop the pan.

“Illya!” he says in a bit of shock. “I hadn’t expected you to make an entrance here. what brings you over?… In case you’re wondering…” he says, “it’s breaded shrimp. They’re things saberchan and Altria seem to favor but are a bit time consuming to make. Do you want to try one?” he ask.

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A small laugh escaped her at his surprised reaction, a smile tugging at her lips. “Did I scare you?” she asked teasingly, tilting her head to the side. That had been funny, honestly. She’d have to try that again sometime. “I just had to get out for a while, so I thought I’d stop by!” Going stir crazy was hardly fun, plus it was more entertaining to be around here, she thought.

“Breaded shrimp?” She gave a thoughtful hum as she tapped her chin. “Sure! That sounds good. I’m not surprised it’s something they like though. After all, you’re the one who cooked it.”

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graileddisguise:

“Looking at the current year? I have no rightly idea how old I am now. But I was nineteen when I died!”

“Besides, what’s wrong with Momber, my dearest Baguette?”

“....Drat. Still, our ages are too close for you to be my mother.”

“...Baguette? My name is Illyasviel. And what isn’t wrong with Momber? It sounds ridiculous.”

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grailedheart:

        “ good, good ! “ she’s now hugging illya &. kissing her forehead. what a softie

“Motherrrr, jeez!” she sounds like she’s complaining but yet. she’s giggling. pure.

[grailedvessel]

Sometimes, she needed to get out of that stuffy castle. Really, it’d drive her insane if she stayed in there longer than a certain amount of time. And while the maids weren’t all that willing to let her wander about, Illya never ventured beyond the protective field that surrounded her home...at least, if she wasn’t feeling particularly mischievous. Still, there wasn’t really much they could do to stop her, and it wasn’t like she couldn’t take care of herself if she ran into trouble.

That was what had brought her out into the forest, while she debated venturing further, into the city beyond. There was nothing wrong with a quick walk, after all. But her thoughts were cut off when she heard something approaching, and then she felt something touch her knee. 

Immediately, she tensed, eyes narrowing slightly... before it melted into utter confusion as she gazed at the stranger before her. “You...what are you?” she asked, not quite sure what she was looking at. A doll perhaps? Someone’s familiar? Though she wasn’t aware of any talking familiars...so this was certainly strange.

“How did you even find this place anyway?”

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It was tough to be on one’s own. Without his crew, Chopper wandered throughout the forest nearest to the city of Fuyuki. How he got there and what he was doing there weren’t exactly things that the boy kept in mind. All he knew was that the monotony of loneliness was startingg to drive him insane.

Most people might think of Chopper’s tiny form as cute. An anthropomorphic reindeer the size of a toddler. He certainly didn’t look seventeen years old, but perhaps that was best. His human form, while muscular, was far less approachable, making this form preferable when looking for friends. With a squeak emitting from every step of his little hooves, Chopper wondered when he might be able to amuse a friend with his involuntary walking noises again. Wearing a blue hat with a ring of dots around the circle, Chopper’s head was shaded from any immense sunlight. His white and yellow vertical-striped tank top, as well as his orange shorts, were likely to stand out to anyone, as they were bright even in this forest.

Spotting someone, Chopper’s eyes lit up almost immediately. It was a girl. A short one. Likely a child. It looked like an albino judging from the hair, but Chopper didn’t want to jump to conclusions.Without much hesitation, he ran toward this mysterious homunculus, unaware of her status as a vessel of the Holy Grail.

Stopping in front of the child, the boy lifted his head to give proper eye contact. He must have been a few inches from her at this point. Reaching a scrawny arm forward, Chopper placed his hoof atop Illya’s knee in order to get her attention, hoping that his odd appearance wouldn’t be enough to make her uncomfortable. “Hey! Pardon me!” He said in an eager tone, his voice soft and excited, sounding no older than an eight year old’s own. Before explaining himself, he awaited a response with glee.

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graileddisguise:

“Aww sweetie, you don’t need to be so rude to me. You will soon find out i’m actually really nice for a servant.”

“But such a wonderful name, Illyasviel. I’m Gareth, but you can call me, Saber, mom or Momber!”

“...How old are you even, anyway?” grumbles.

“....I am definitely not calling you ‘Momber’. Do you even hear yourself?”

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@mortalshinobi

Something smelled good, though she wasn’t sure what. Following her nose brought her to the kitchen, surprised to find the Archer there. Well, maybe not entirely surprised. Still, curiosity won out as she stepped closer, rising on her tiptoes to peer at the dish he was making.

It wasn’t something she recognized though. Maybe Japanese cuisine? Well, it wasn’t like she was all that familiar with most dishes. Usually only whatever was prepared for her.

“What exactly are you making? It smells really good.”

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grailedheart:

         squishes her cheeks. “ you shouldn’t say things you don’t mean, illya ! “

“Yes mother, I won’t do it again.”

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“Wait, no--! I didn’t mean it!”

        “ i suppose it’s only natural for teenagers to cuss like this. it’s still upsetting– “

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graileddisguise:

“Well you said their not around, and you are clearly in need of one. So i’m adopting you one way or another soooo if you don’t give me your name, daughter. I will name you myself.”

“I’m not going to replace them! Don’t be an idiot. You couldn’t compare to my mother anyway.”

“........It’s Illyasviel.”

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graileddisguise:

“In that case i’m your new mom now. So does my daughter have a name?”

“Who said I needed a new mom? My own mother is just fine....and why should I tell you that?” 

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:(

O SHIT MOM’S HERE ABORT ABORT

“I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING!”

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graileddisguise replied to your post: graileddisguise replied to your post: ...

“I’m still over a thousand. Sooo, bad child.”

“So what? It’s not like my parents are around to stop me.”

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@grailedsnake

Her lips pulled up in a smile, her hands clasped behind her back. An innocent enough expression, were it not for the underlying malice that lurked just beneath the surface. She tilted her head to the side, pausing in her swaying just for a moment.

“Say Lancer, how good are you at killing people?” she asked, a small giggle escaping her. “Of course, I’m perfectly willing to let you run wild all you want. There’s just something personal about this for me.”

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@grailedgenerala

It was stifling sometimes, to be so cooped up sometimes. Especially when she’d spent the majority of her life cooped up in that stuffy castle. It was far too big and empty for her tastes. It was a perfect day outside too, it’d be a waste to spend it indoors.

“Rider,” she called out, hopping up from her seat, “would you accompany me somewhere? There’s a cafe I’d like to try out.” A special cheat just for today.

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graileddisguise replied to your post: “Scheiße!”

“Bad child!”

“How rude. Despite how I look, I’ll have you know I’m eighteen years old.”